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    What is the last state you'd want to live in?



    Was thinking about this while reading the "which team would you not want to be drafted by" thread.

    Not sure I could pull living in North Dakota. Cold, land locked, and not much going on. Not a whole hell of a lot seems to be going on in Iowa either except flooding. At least they have big time college sports.

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    California: High taxes and hippies.

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    I grew up in ND and there isn't shit to do unless you hunt. Now, at least in my old neck of the woods, there's a massive oil boom. My cousin found oil on her families farm, now they have their own plane, haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carseller4 View Post
    California: High taxes and hippies.

    morons & mexicans

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    I live in the flooded part of Iowa.

    Only cool thing about Iowa is that Chicago, St. Louis, Madison, Kansas City, Omaha, Milwaukee, Indy etc. are all within 3-5 hrs of here. Been to countless games and concerts in all those towns.

    I'd hate to live in the middle of Montana or one of the plain states. Where the hell you gonna drive to?

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    Answer is definitely Montana, Dakota, Idaho, some middle on nowhere town around there.

    I'd love to have a second home in any of the forementioned areas though, you could have 100+ acres and your own portion of a river, nice place to get away.

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    New Mexico. Shitty, and useless state.

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    one of the dakotas

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    those states people consider "southern states" full of white republicans

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    Louisiana

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    Quote Originally Posted by itchypickle View Post
    Louisiana




    why, because twit governor Bobby Jindal looks like he was trapped in the oil spill?

    Aside from the excessive humidity & crooked cops I kinda like weeziana!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron McCrevice View Post



    why, because twit governor Bobby Jindal looks like he was trapped in the oil spill?

    Aside from the excessive humidity & crooked cops I kinda like weeziana!

    Copwise yea I had a cop around Jefferson Davis Parrish outside of Baton Rouge chase me down and give me a 78 in a 70 ticket a few months ago....keep in mind I drive a shiny white truck with Crimson Tide plate on the front and Bama vanity plate on the rear....and the Houndstooth decal on the back window so in case it wasn't obvious enough why I was stopped....he said as he walked away "oh and by the way....Geaux Tigers" Asshole, he was at least funny about it so I laughed it off.

    But I've worked in La way too much...smells horrible, the humidity and bugs suck...food is a heart stopper and the women tend to be all acne ridden and trashy I guess due to the poor water supply in those river camps. Just not an appealing state at all. New Orleans by night is okay until you step outside and remember where you are or you see it in the daylight/smog from the industrial area.
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    Quote Originally Posted by easyliving View Post
    those states people consider "southern states" full of white republicans
    If you lived in a southern state with a high black population, you would probably become a Republican also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carseller4 View Post
    If you lived in a southern state with a high black population, you would probably become a Republican also.


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    Quote Originally Posted by itchypickle View Post
    Copwise yea I had a cop around Jefferson Davis Parrish outside of Baton Rouge chase me down and give me a 78 in a 70 ticket a few months ago....keep in mind I drive a shiny white truck with Crimson Tide plate on the front and Bama vanity plate on the rear....and the Houndstooth decal on the back window so in case it wasn't obvious enough why I was stopped....he said as he walked away "oh and by the way....Geaux Tigers" Asshole, he was at least funny about it so I laughed it off.

    But I've worked in La way too much...smells horrible, the humidity and bugs suck...food is a heart stopper and the women tend to be all acne ridden and trashy I guess due to the poor water supply in those river camps. Just not an appealing state at all. New Orleans by night is okay until you step outside and remember where you are or you see it in the daylight/smog from the industrial area.




    the irony is that the place has gone to hell since Napoleon

    I guess Southern Comfort with Powers Boothe tells all you need to know about weeziana


    just 3 hrs east is beautiful Emerald Coast anyway...

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    DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA. Filled with black, crime ridden liberal democrats. YUCK!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carseller4 View Post
    If you lived in a southern state with a high black population, you would probably become a Republican also.
    and yet you'd fit right in with the worthless leeching segment

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    As far as possible from Illuminati influence: American Samoa or Hawaii

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    Texas.

    They love to kill, murder, rob, incarcerate, etc.

    Great place if you don't smoke cannabis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by andywend View Post
    DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA. Filled with black, crime ridden liberal democrats. YUCK!!!!
    Not a state.


    I'd pick Alabama or Mississippi.

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    I wouldn't live in any states other than CA or HI.

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    Alaska

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    Quote Originally Posted by spankie View Post
    Texas.

    They love to kill, murder, rob, incarcerate, etc.

    Great place if you don't smoke cannabis.
    Cheap, lots of jobs and no state tax. Not too bad here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greenhippo View Post
    Cheap, lots of jobs and no state tax. Not too bad here.

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    New Mexico.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenhippo View Post
    Cheap, lots of jobs and no state tax. Not too bad here.
    Did it for 2-3 years.

    Don't like the cannabis laws there.

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    I live in Metro-Atlanta in the suburbs. it is pretty legit. The one state I would not want to live in is Mississippi. That place is a complete shithole and the hottest most humid place I have ever been in my life. I went there to visit a friend from my hometown who went to college in Jackson, and I literally thought I was going to bake to death in that shithole. My ***** is moving back soon because he thinks it is a terrible place as well. The only reason I would go back there is for some sweet, sweaty ebony poontang on a dirt front yard.

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    My n.i.g.g.a. is moving back...

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    D.C. isn't a state, but that is the place that I would least want to live.....

    If specifically a state:
    Minnesota. ..

    Cold, full of wacko liberals and no professional sports teams

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    Quote Originally Posted by bubblebuttluv View Post
    I live in Metro-Atlanta in the suburbs. it is pretty legit. The one state I would not want to live in is Mississippi. That place is a complete shithole and the hottest most humid place I have ever been in my life. I went there to visit a friend from my hometown who went to college in Jackson, and I literally thought I was going to bake to death in that shithole. My ***** is moving back soon because he thinks it is a terrible place as well. The only reason I would go back there is for some sweet, sweaty ebony poontang on a dirt front yard.
    I could live there on the coast. Central Mississippi would be tough tho.

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    If you just want to talk about areas...Western parts of Nebraska Kansas & Oklahoma, Central Wyoming, West Texas/Eastern New Mexico. Northern California is pretty desolate too. I've been to all those places and have no clue what in the world people do there for fun.

    You pretty much drive for an hour and get to a town with 500 people, drive for 30 minutes get to a town with 1,000, then down the road there may be one with 600. It's unreal.

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