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    Bigfoot Killed: Film To Be Released April 30th

    This screams hoax but I guess we'll find out soon enough.

    Bigfoot Killed - Film to be Released April 30th

    Rick Dyer, famous Bigfoot tracker, shot and killed a 9 ft Bigfoot near the intersection of Hwy 151 and Loop 1604 in San Antonio Texas.

    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

    PRLog (Press Release) - Apr. 22, 2013 - On September 9th, 2012, Rick Dyer, famous Bigfoot tracker, was in San Antonio Texas following leads that were received to local news stations about a big hairy creature leaving in the woods. 911 calls were placed by a couple of homeless people reporting a very large and smelly creature carrying a dear carcass across the highway.
    http://bigfootblogger.com/bigfoot-ki...ed-april-30th/

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    Sorry to hear about the loss of your mother.

    RIP
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    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    Sorry to hear about the loss of your mother.

    RIP
    Death to your sons and daughters, AIDS to your wife/girlfriend, and cancer to your mother and father.

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    I hope this film doesn't interfere with you watching the Flyers playoff games

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    Quote Originally Posted by Let's Go Rangers View Post
    I hope this film doesn't interfere with you watching the Flyers playoff games
    Oooops

    Never mind...


    Carry on

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    Interesting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Let's Go Rangers View Post
    I hope this film doesn't interfere with you watching the Flyers playoff games
    Not at all. I'll be back to watching Flyers playoff hockey next season.

    In the meantime, I'll sit back and enjoy watching the Rags get trounced in the 1st round and laughing hysterically as they try to win with Rick Nash.

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    "famous bigfoot tracker"




    homeless don' t know number for 911

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    Flyers

    phillys Bigfoot bitch mother dead

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    If this guy really killed Bigfoot he could bring it to any university in Texas to verify it is, in fact, a Bigfoot and he would be a millionaire overnight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    Flyers

    phillys Bigfoot bitch mother dead
    Just like your f\*g dad is dead right?

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    Philly fukk head

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    Philly fukk head
    Vegas sukkin cokk for slot money.

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    One again phillyretard clueless.

    about Like taking bet that flyers would go further than kings in playoffs

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    rumors now circulating that director Michael Moore is heavily involved


    it is not yet certain whether he will direct the upcoming film, or whether Michael Moore himself was the creature shot dead by Dyers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    One again phillyretard clueless.

    about Like taking bet that flyers would go further than kings in playoffs
    The kings ain't going anywhere important. You want to double or nothing that bet that they don't win the Cup?

    Of course you don't bitch, because you're a pussy who knows they're not gonna repeat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron McCrevice View Post
    rumors now circulating that director Michael Moore is heavily involved


    it is not yet certain whether he will direct the upcoming film, or whether Michael Moore himself was the creature shot dead by Dyers
    Isn't Moore known for making documentaries?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyFlyers View Post
    The kings ain't going anywhere important. You want to double or nothing that bet that they don't win the Cup?

    Of course you don't bitch, because you're a pussy who knows they're not gonna repeat.

    Nope you out of players talk worth it thanks loser

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    he's better known as an insatiable fat pig who's white guilt cannot be cured with all the roast beef on earth


    he also speaks to the filthy dirtbag communists who attend occupy rallies

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyFlyers View Post
    This screams hoax but I guess we'll find out soon enough.



    Really? What part?

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    Good Lord, not again.

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    Now we need a Geraldo special

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    Who wrote that press release? Wonder what the movie will be like after reading such a well written piece.

    "a big hairy creature leaving in the woods".

    "The couple was living in a tent".

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    I always thought that Bigfoot lived in the Pacific Northwest?? How'd he get to San Antonio? Vacationing at the Alamo & River Walk I guess !!

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    already proven a hoax. Its all PR for a movie

    Dyer is the same guy who "killed a BF" and was on CNN years ago

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    where is BFs dead body?

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcoloco View Post
    where is BFs dead body?
    With Philly's pet unicorn, and dead alien he has in his basement.

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    I seen that hairy assed beast eating a bag of my oreos back in 72 at my hunting camp high atop the Appalachians,he stunk like a rotten cunnt on the same rag for decades.

    Long story short this mother chased me down, swatted me unconscious,and that is all I can remember,until I came to and when I came to, all I could smell was shit everywhere.I was completely naked,my asshole hurt so bad I was wishing for death,I noticed it was bleeding heavier than an elephants vagina on a full flow period in the middle of a jungle . The pain became so unbearable I passed out again.

    When I awakened some time much later, I could still smell shit everywhere but my ass was numb, caked with dry blood.So I gathered my senses, began to observe around me,and holy shit! I noticed the shit smell was my own!Then I noticed, I was sticky from head to toe,so I said to myself what the fukk is going on!

    All of the sudden I could smell oreos mixed with shit realizing this is what was a caked sticky slimy mess all over my body.

    I don't know, you tell me,do you think this hairy stinkin ass had his way with me? And if so, I wonder why to this day why this hairy self centered prick at-least could have had the common courtesy to give me a reach around or even the slightest angst to clean me up a little after he was done...I feel like a huge weight of anxiety has been lifted from me after all these years I am finally able to tell this horrific chapter of my life to you fine folk, my gamblin brethren.........

    Thanks for listeningout.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    Nope you out of players talk worth it thanks loser
    Listen pussy, me not posting in Players Talk was my decision alone.

    You have no control if I post there or not.

    I'm a man of my word and we had an agreement so a deal's a deal but don't think for a second it's because you have some kind of control in this matter bitch.

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    FB/FB is on their way to Canada now to watch a screening of the film.

    This may yet prove to be a hoax but that Dyer guy s insisting on it's authenticity.

    Link

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyFlyers View Post
    FB/FB is on their way to Canada now to watch a screening of the film.

    This may yet prove to be a hoax but that Dyer guy s insisting on it's authenticity.

    Link

    philly do some research. FB/FB was in on it the whole time. They are trying to make $ to sell their book that barely sold any copies.

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