After 4 months of putting my genius to work, I cleared by 35k student loan debt, my 5k car debt, and my 8k in hospital bills. I also got out of a picture stop-light ticket, a speeding ticket, all because I'm a genius who doesn't panic when I get something (a fake statement, not an actual bill) from my fake government, in my fake name (all in capital letters). Perhaps there's another left handed right brain genius who knows exactly what I'm talking about, but I doubt it. Debt free b*tches and never paying taxes again.
Maybe if you idiots didn't consume so much fluoride, aspartame, and weren't so obsessed with sex and money, and tried meditation, exercise, and knowledge once in a while, you can achieve greatness like me.