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    Seaweed
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    5 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Me...

    I'll go first.

    1) I don't sit on public toilets

    2) I wear briefs

    3) I have only once said the F-word once on the Internet since it was established.

    4) I wear long johns most of the year.

    5) in 1997-98 (not sure exactly) I got 10 stitches on my head after hitting my head on a pole.

    Who's next?

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    Sacrelicious
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    1) I have a massive hog

    2) I like cheese

    3) I have a massive hog

    4) My favorite snack is popcorn with balsamic vinegar

    5) I have a massive hog.

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    1- you wear a diaper, and or always have a pained look on your face in public....

    2- you can't have children ( from the sounds of this list...that's the last thing on your to do list)

    3- You're creepy

    4- you're very creepy

    5- we may have found the root of the problem

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    1- I'm 7"2 in stocking feet

    2- I smoke a corn pipe

    3- I have two nicknames (. Horse and Tiger)

    4- I eat cake and ice cream after every meal.

    5- I once ate 43 ping pong balls to win a bet.

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    Buzzy, is that you?

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    Spanks
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    6.I'm gay

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    Kermit
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    1. I have a long green schlong
    2. My girlfriend is a pig
    3. I've made quite a living from letting people fist me up the ass
    4. I once kicked the shit out of 2 old guys in a theater for laughing at me.
    5. 2 of my good friends make crystal meth in their lab

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    Seaweed
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    Interesting

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    i eat pussy like a hog eats slop.

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    1. Worked at the Pentagon right after High School, and right before joining Army.

    2. 1st car was a 79 Camaro.

    3. Physically helped bring down the Berlin Wall.

    4. I wear boxers.

    5. I dream about Shari91 on a regular basis.

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    Chili_Powder
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    1. Chased a squirrel up a tree once. ONCE.

    2. Any new socks I buy are tan Dr. Sholl's, makes laundry a fckn breeze

    3. Hitch-hiked from Reno to Rockford, Illinois in 2 1/2 days in the dead of winter.

    4. Managed an Amersterdam hash bar.

    5. Vandalized a Russian Vodka factory, if caught I would have recieved the death penalty.

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    1.) I became a Freemason, a quick trip to fame and fortune
    2.) Flew across the Atlantic before it became all whatever
    3.) Had my child kidnapped
    4.) Flew to Europe like a pussy
    5.) Believe white people are the bestest of all time

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    CountNo_Account
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    1.Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

    2.6ft. 6" 260 lbs. o' mayne.

    3.Once motorboated Kelly Brook in a London Hotel.

    4.When Charles Barkley sees me approaching him on the sidewalk in Vegas he crosses the street.

    5.Bill Clinton is a not so distant cousin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Proffett View Post
    1.) I became a Freemason, a quick trip to fame and fortune
    You can say that again! You forgot to mention another perk that comes with it: one way ticket to hell to spend the eternity with your grand master Lucifer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pronk View Post
    You can say that again! You forgot to mention another perk that comes with it: one way ticket to hell to spend the eternity with your grand master Lucifer.
    I'll agree with that!

    I recently became a christian myself, in fact all I had to do was to go over to my local church, they requested that I touch a small child on the rooster and/or balls, after doing so, I was promoted to a cardinal. They are now paying me a salary.

    Religion rules!

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    Jimmy Proffett
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    People that are anti-religion are actually more ridiculous than people that are religious. Well done.

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    Sacrelicious
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    I'm profoundly and deeply spiritual and have my own beliefs,

    But thank you, I try.

    Notice my screen name.

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    I now know that seaweed doesn't know how milk is produced

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    GUMMO77
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Proffett View Post
    1.) I became a Freemason, a quick trip to fame and fortune
    2.) Flew across the Atlantic before it became all whatever
    3.) Had my child kidnapped
    4.) Flew to Europe like a pussy
    5.) Believe white people are the bestest of all time
    Why?

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    Sammy one thing I know about you is your a fckng idiot!

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    1. Was born in the high school bathroom... Prom(Mom+Dads big night) I was born late in the dance.

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    1. I like Batman

    2. I like greasy pizza

    3. I got beat up by 13 guys for making sexy time with one of their girlfriends

    4. I am an expert shooter with various types of firearms

    5. I am on a beginning a journey on my second life
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