1. 03-05-13 08:00 PM #1
    Bostongambler
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    Is it possible someone could be made out of wood?

    This guy sitting next to me at the bar is creaking and cracking. Sounds like a hull of a ship. Weird.
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  2. 03-05-13 08:02 PM #2
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    ask him if he knows gepeto
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  3. 03-05-13 08:04 PM #3
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    I thought about going the puppet route arch, but how do I go about it? " excuse me sir are u a puppet"?
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  4. 03-05-13 08:16 PM #4
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    Bizarre post Boston
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  5. 03-05-13 08:47 PM #5
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    Pirate with a wooden leg?
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  6. 03-05-13 08:50 PM #6
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    Stab him in the leg and if he doesn't bleed and you can't pull the knife out he is either a puppet or a pirate...
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  7. 03-05-13 09:32 PM #7
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    just a lot of old synovial fluid I guess
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  8. 03-05-13 09:46 PM #8
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    made its the stool he sitting on
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  9. 03-05-13 09:53 PM #9
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    Throw him in a lake or a river. If he stays up, despite being drunk as fck, he def is out of wood. If he drowns.... Well, he's not. Problem is: If he stays up, he might be a witch instead of being out of wood. If your not sure which one it is, just burn him. You will be on the safe side there, both - witches and wooden man - are burning perfectly fine.
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  10. 03-06-13 03:13 AM #10
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    If by wood you mean erection, yes that is how most people are conceived.
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