1. 03-05-13 01:22 PM #1
    TheMoneyShot
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    This Girl Smells So Fu#$ing Bad At The Tanning Salon!

    Girl is 16 years old... every time I clean her bed... I have to put a gas mask on. Unfukking real!!! Go# DA#$ IT!!!! Horrible odor.
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  2. 03-05-13 01:24 PM #2
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    BO or PO?
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  3. 03-05-13 01:27 PM #3
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    My pizza suddenly doesnt taste so good..
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  4. 03-05-13 01:40 PM #4
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    Cen it seems to be BO. But it's just ungodly. It happened yesterday and she just came in today a 2nd time... and she plays a lot of sports... and she smells just absolutely horrible. Even if you were getting free head... you couldn't put up with her... nope.. no way. Guys have to be laughing at her at school. The entire room smells... then it leaks out into the hallway... and then into the Lobby. Sick. I don't even think a dude smells this bad. Smells like a mixture of cat piss, sweaty feet, and possibly a hint of crotch odor... and throw in TT's under arms...
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  5. 03-05-13 01:43 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    and throw in TT's under arms...
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  6. 03-05-13 02:10 PM #6
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    Smell-o-vision or it never happened.
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  7. 03-05-13 02:26 PM #7
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    what flavor of nationality is she?

    I pass on certain cab drivers because the fukin smell.
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  8. 03-05-13 02:29 PM #8
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    White girl. Seems like a very fun girl to hang out with. Decent looking... but the BO... is unreal. Like... I don't know if her cat pisses in her bed at night... and she rolls around in it.... doesn't shower in the morning... goes to school... and then tans right after her classes... and I'm the lucky one who gets to smell this dumpster odor... She probably goes home and showers right after tanning? Who knows? Girl smells just FOUL.
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  9. 03-05-13 02:31 PM #9
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    You work at a tanning salon?
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  10. 03-05-13 02:32 PM #10
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    Yep, I can't find a real job.
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  11. 03-05-13 03:55 PM #11
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    How much you make
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  12. 03-05-13 03:58 PM #12
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    $7.40 an hour
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  13. 03-05-13 04:05 PM #13
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    Nice
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  14. 03-05-13 04:33 PM #14
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    I just threw up a little!
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  15. 03-05-13 04:39 PM #15
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    Some women just have BO. I had a hot neighbor that was a sports fan so I would throw her free Wolves and Twins tickets back in the day. Every time she came to the door, BOOM, BO.

    Crazy
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  16. 03-05-13 05:06 PM #16
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    "Even if you were getting free head... you couldn't put up with her... nope.. no way."

    back seat, crack your window so your heads just about guillotined, problem solved.
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  17. 03-05-13 05:30 PM #17
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    Money making offshoot opportunity here scro! Sell some hygiene products.
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  18. 03-05-13 05:53 PM #18
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    So why don't you say something to her about it? Tell her that other customers have been complaining about the smell and that she needs to shower before coming in.
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  19. 03-05-13 05:53 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingJD31 View Post
    How much you make
    Money owns these salons pal ...although I still don't understand why u have to clean the stink?
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  20. 03-05-13 06:46 PM #20
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    She might have low self esteem and respond sexually to put downs. Tell her she smells like a fat mans asshole and see if she offers you a hum job.
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  21. 03-05-13 06:49 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Cen it seems to be BO. But it's just ungodly. It happened yesterday and she just came in today a 2nd time... and she plays a lot of sports... and she smells just absolutely horrible. Even if you were getting free head... you couldn't put up with her... nope.. no way. Guys have to be laughing at her at school. The entire room smells... then it leaks out into the hallway... and then into the Lobby. Sick. I don't even think a dude smells this bad. Smells like a mixture of cat piss, sweaty feet, and possibly a hint of crotch odor... and throw in TT's under arms...
    No way!
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  22. 03-05-13 06:50 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingJD31 View Post
    You work at a tanning salon?
    That would be my dream job of I was a teen or early twenties. So much hot pussy going to those places, its rediculous.
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  23. 03-06-13 05:42 PM #23
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    Girl just walked in again! DAMN IT!!!
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  24. 03-06-13 05:51 PM #24
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    get a pic of her
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  25. 03-06-13 05:53 PM #25
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    my under arms don't stink, so well

    chicks need to stay away from tanning, gonna look like leather,
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  26. 03-06-13 08:17 PM #26
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    i was going to buy a tanning salon but I'd want to own a franchise like L A tan in a prime location and I don't have the capital that.
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  27. 03-06-13 08:40 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE_LOCKSMITH View Post
    get a pic of her
    Yes, sneak a pic next time please.
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  28. 03-06-13 08:59 PM #28
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    It must be her duckbutter.
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