1. 02-22-13 05:41 PM #1
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    Post your all time greatest Seinfeld quotes here

    "Have you ever had a tax audit? I'ts brutal. It's the financial equivalent of a full rectal exam."
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  2. 02-22-13 06:02 PM #2
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    Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
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  3. 02-22-13 06:03 PM #3
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    Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
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  4. 02-22-13 06:05 PM #4
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  5. 02-22-13 06:06 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by CountNo_Account View Post
    Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
    beat me to it.

    serenity now...insanity later.
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  6. 02-22-13 06:09 PM #6
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  7. 02-22-13 06:10 PM #7
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    That's like asking pavirati to teach me to sing like you.

    Spelling of name is prob wrong. Too lazy too google it
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  8. 02-22-13 06:10 PM #8
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  9. 02-22-13 06:13 PM #9
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  10. 02-22-13 06:15 PM #10
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    Mother's day- the mother of all mail days.

    No soup for you!
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  11. 02-22-13 06:19 PM #11
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    You're killing independent George.
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  12. 02-22-13 06:22 PM #12
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    Mulva?
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  13. 02-22-13 06:23 PM #13
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  14. 02-22-13 06:24 PM #14
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    I drive them to lesbianism, he brings 'em back.
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  15. 02-22-13 06:25 PM #15
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    Elaine to Jerry on masturbation

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  16. 02-22-13 06:25 PM #16
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  17. 02-22-13 06:27 PM #17
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  18. 02-22-13 06:29 PM #18
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    HELLO NEWMAN!!!

    I’m a great quitter: it’s one of the few things I do well… I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter… I was raised to give up"

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  19. 02-22-13 06:32 PM #19
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    I can't die with dignity. I have no dignity. I want to be the one person who doesn't die with dignity. I live my whole life in shame. Why should I die with dignity?
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  20. 02-22-13 06:33 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by pronk View Post
    HELLO NEWMAN!!!

    I’m a great quitter: it’s one of the few things I do well… I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter… I was raised to give up"

    George Costanza
    classic
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  21. 02-22-13 06:35 PM #21
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    Here I go, deep type flow
    Jacque Cousteau could never get this low..
    I'm cherry bombing shits... BOOM
    Just warming up a little bit, vroom vroom
    Rappinin is what's happening
    Keep the pockets stacked and then, hands clapping and
    At the party when I move my body
    Gotta get up, and be somebody!
    Grab the microphone go straight to the phone
    DUH-DUH-DUH...enter the **-Tang zone
    Sure enough when I rock that stuff
    Guff puff? I'm gonna catch your bluff tough
    rough, kicking rhymes like Jim Kelly
    or Alex Haley I'm a Mi-..Beetle Bailey rhymes
    coming raw style, hardcore
    Niggas be coming to the hip-hop store
    Coming to buy grocery from me
    Trying to be a hip-hop **
    The law, in order to enter the **-Tang
    You must bring the Ol' Dirty Bastard type slang
    Represent the GZA, Abbott, RZA, Shaquan, Inspectah Deck
    Dirty Hoe getting low with his flow
    Introducing, the Ghost..face.. Killer!!
    No one could get iller
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  23. 02-22-13 06:41 PM #23
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L3KU5eiEBo

    Can't embed per video owner request.

    "His mother was a mudder... His father was a mudder"

    This thread will be 50 pages long before we cover them all.
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  24. 02-22-13 06:43 PM #24
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  25. 02-22-13 06:46 PM #25
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    Jerry, it's your uncle Leo! Hello!
    Hello Leo, you don't have to yell.


    I am not going to treat my uncle like a bomb defusing robot.
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  26. 02-22-13 06:46 PM #26
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    Cartright!
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  27. 02-22-13 07:01 PM #27
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  28. 02-22-13 07:11 PM #28
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    kramer posing as a doctor for Mr.Pitt "fiber on left shoulder....I'm gonna have to make a note of that"
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  31. 02-22-13 07:59 PM #31
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  33. 02-22-13 08:19 PM #33
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    “Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we areto the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.”
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  34. 02-22-13 08:28 PM #34
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    Oh, the humanity!!!
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  35. 02-22-13 08:29 PM #35
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    Hoochy mama!
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