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    Sweep, Rudy, Centaur, Deemer, Louisvillekid, and BiTeMeUsAdOj, walk into a bar......

    Who is the D.D (Designated Driver) ?

    Who buys the first round?

    Who gets dunk first?

    Who is most likely to get into a bar fight?

    Who is most likely to go home with a lady?

    Who is most likely to go home alone and masturbate vigorously to pornography ?

    Who is most likely not to tip the waitress?


    Who is most likely to do drugs in the bathroom?


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    Seaweed.......trying too hard pal. POTM will not leave U.S. borders.

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    Dd - centaur
    Buys first round - Bite
    Drunk first - Rudy
    Bar fight - Me
    Home w/ a lady - Lville( im happily married)
    Masturbation - Centuar
    Not Tip - Sweeper
    Drugs- Lkid with Sweep
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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    Seaweed.......trying too hard pal. POTM will not leave U.S. borders.

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    Centaur getting buried by Deemer

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    Dd - centaur
    Buys first round - Bite
    Drunk first - Rudy
    Bar fight - Me
    Home w/ a lady - Lville( im happily married)
    Masturbation - Centuar
    Not Tip - Sweeper
    Drugs- Lkid with Sweep
    quit the bullshit deemer, no man is happily married

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    quit the bullshit deemer, no man is happily married

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    quit the bullshit deemer, no man is happily married
    I am.

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    deemer you're married?? Aren't you like 20??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    deemer you're married?? Aren't you like 20??
    I've said im 21 before, I'm really 64 years old. Been married 31 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    I've said im 21 before, I'm really 64 years old. Been married 31 years.
    They say the first 30 are the hardest. Congrats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    Dd - centaur
    Buys first round - Bite
    Drunk first - Rudy
    Bar fight - Me
    Home w/ a lady - Lville( im happily married)
    Masturbation - Centuar
    Not Tip - Sweeper
    Drugs- Lkid with Sweep

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Who is the D.D (Designated Driver) ? rudy...and he smashes three cars on his way home because he still got fukkin shitfaced

    Who buys the first round? LK

    Who gets dunk first? reemer (and they only gave him a shirley temple)


    Who is most likely to get into a bar fight?


    Who is most likely to go home with a lady? write in vote: no standards sanders

    Who is most likely to go home alone and masturbate vigorously to pornography ? reemer...waisted off of sprite

    Who is most likely not to tip the waitress?
    centy...big ballers tip like fukkin shit

    Who is most likely to do drugs in the bathroom? rudy sweeper and LK

    see above

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Who is the D.D (Designated Driver) ?

    Not me, but will drive anyway

    Who buys the first round?

    tab it up

    Who gets dunk first?

    Sweep, Rudy,

    Who is most likely to get into a bar fight?

    Centy and Deemer will talk and shit and bite, rudy and sweep will defend him

    Who is most likely to go home with a lady?

    ME
    Who is most likely to go home alone and masturbate vigorously to pornography ?

    ME

    Who is most likely not to tip the waitress?

    WIll be kicked out after fight so won't be paying tab , jump in my car and off the next stop

    Who is most likely to do drugs in the bathroom?

    All of the above - Deemer he will be doing pushups and flexing in mirror


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    Well Done Drinker, you need to be in that bar w/ us

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    (this guy laughs like an asian)

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    too much thinking involved

    why so many questions?

    cant we just drink?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    too much thinking involved

    why so many questions?

    cant we just drink?
    spoken like a true alcoholic

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