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    ttwarrior1
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    Official Sbr confessions thread

    Since Lance Armstrong and Manti Te'o have or will be doing it. I figure this is a good time
    for sbr to confess things they have lied about , etc.


    I'll start first to be the trolls. Id like to confess that Im fat.
    More later, but interested if sbr and its members will confess anything.

    What about you?

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    I don't like fat people.
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    bobby heenan
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    ive done shrooms, acid, ecastasy, a shit ton of coke...ive gambled alot(probably more than tt's entire living family trees net worth)...both on sports and blackjack...im a huge underachiever....im a handsome devil that gets alot of pussy...lets see what else

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    Jump into oncoming traffic on the interstate you fat mother fukker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    Since Lance Armstrong and Manti Te'o have or will be doing it. I figure this is a good time
    for sbr to confess things they have lied about , etc.


    I'll start first to be the trolls. Id like to confess that Im fat.
    More later, but interested if sbr and its members will confess anything.

    What about you?
    you dont have anything to confess because sammy d already told us everything we thought all along is actually true

    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post
    And the fat pig is a stiff. He still hasn't paid that loan off.

    What a scumbag he is.

    Oh, and his "buddies" back home, they actually confirmed he's pretty the village retard. He was a dumbass in school, a loner, no real friends. That's why he created this fantasy life online. He doesn't take care of any sick relatives either. He just never moved out of his mom's house. They had a reunion a few years back, and he was the saddest prick there.

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    I dated a very pretty girl for 2.5 years and never once went downtown

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    I don't want to say who my ghost account is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    I like farting in undetectable public places and watching people's reactions
    I hate when people do that....fart in my vicinity and then i look like a potential suspect...i hate that...drives me nuts...i should probably let that go huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    I don't want to say who my ghost account is.
    dont worry...we know youre flyingillini's ghost

    we all are

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    inthedrink gets jealous of my great threads. Has potential.

    Did you like that infraction the other day


    Most on sbr won't confess anything. Need guts

    Confess that ghost so we can get rid of it

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    I have become a big fan of Sara Bareilles. Not sure why are how this happened....but it has. I've never even really liked chic singers, but I find myself downloading her songs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    inthedrink gets jealous of my great threads. Has potential.

    Did you like that infraction the other day


    Most on sbr won't confess anything. Need guts

    Confess that ghost so we can get rid of it
    youre useless

    just like they all said after the reunion


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    I hate country music...but im taking my gf to a jason aldean concert next month...ive only heard one song of his

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    My name is Kerry.
    And Heenan it should be a good concert.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    I am Asian.

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    I make 6 figures, yet I'm 45,000 in CC debt because I cant stay out of online casinos....I'd be up around 67K if I would have never touched a casino and just bet sports...I no longer gamble on sites with casinos....things are a lot better these days and I'm working to pay off the debt. That actually felt good to say. bash my balls all ya want, at least I'm man enough to admit it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobby heenan View Post
    I hate country music...but im taking my gf to a jason aldean concert next month...ive only heard one song of his
    DirtRoad Anthem

    Fly over States

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    Fly Over States is a great song. Dirt Road got old after the 800,000 time I heard it on the radio.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I have become a big fan of Sara Bareilles. Not sure why are how this happened....but it has. I've never even really liked chic singers, but I find myself downloading her songs.
    I PEEP into opies man-room while he wears his wife's clothes, starts dancing and singing Sara Bareilles songs...

    What a pussy

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    I PEEP into opies man-room while he wears his wife's clothes, starts dancing and singing Sara Bareilles songs...
    What a pussy

    Ummmm.......I thought we were free to say anything in here. Aren't we in the trust tree? Are we not??
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    dirt road is the only one ive heard and ive heard it twice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blissit02 View Post
    I make 6 figures, yet I'm 45,000 in CC debt because I cant stay out of online casinos....I'd be up around 67K if I would have never touched a casino and just bet sports...I no longer gamble on sites with casinos....things are a lot better these days and I'm working to pay off the debt. That actually felt good to say. bash my balls all ya want, at least I'm man enough to admit it!

    thats awesome....were proud of you...youve come to the right place

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    gauchojake is my ghost
    reported

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