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    King Mayan
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    Guys I get short winded as well... And I'll run circles around every motherfukker here.

    Keep up the great work Emily.. Church is very important.

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    tto827
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Eckrich Sausagehands.....

    We both know you couldn't run 15 feet, much less 15 miles, without keeling over to a massive coronary. For Gods Sakes, you sounded like you were having an asthma attack just walking to the door of that grocery store.

    Also, with those Polska Kielbasa like digits you have on the ends of your hands, how do you find gloves? I assume yours are custom made?

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    SplitAces
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    Emily does not lie. Just exaggerates.
    Guys remember the EMILY HAINES scale factor.
    $770,000 is 77 dollars
    15 miles is 15 feet.
    2 nfl scouts, 1 weatherman, 1 Psychic ,1 detective, 1..... is his blind cat.

    Great job. Tomorrow work on tying your shoes.

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    Smoke
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    can we work on my groin a little too? there's a little stiffness there

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    bradthebloke
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    Quote Originally Posted by tto827 View Post
    Why the fukk do you feel the need to tell SBR this?
    I'm not even bashing you here, I mean this whole heartedly. Why don't you leave these forums and find yourself some actual friends, join a choir group, do something. The need you feel to impress people here shows you're seriously lacking in some other part of your life, hope this hits home Haines, you don't have to live a lie.
    trying to be new JJ

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