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    You need to make a will here at SBR.

    Who will you give your pro membership to if you pass on?

    This is the most important decision you ever had to make.

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    Somehow still not dead

    drinking until 3am apparently just prolonged it

    Is today the day??


    Quote Originally Posted by borednaz View Post
    Dark ask Mikeyanks to borrow money pal. He always gets stiffed anyways at least this time it will be because you died.

    Speaking of that Mike I need $300 pal. Dark leave me your pts instead of Mayan & I'll kick Opie in The balls on Video. I'll post it in players talk in your honor.
    drive a hard bargain

    Mike once won 3 million on a bet against ICF (informed forum land knows him well) so he is far from broke. 300 is nothing to him


    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    You need to make a will here at SBR.

    Who will you give your pro membership to if you pass on?

    This is the most important decision you ever had to make.
    My pro membership can go to JJ when he returns if its not part of his compensation package.

    If not, sweep

  3. #38
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    Sbr fully insures pros, at least med bills are covered. Just get used to Costa Rican holistic healers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    Sbr fully insures pros, at least med bills are covered. Just get used to Costa Rican holistic healers
    I have heard the holistic healers are nothing more than underage prostitutes

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    wow what a bullshit thread.

    dude drank until 3 am and is now cured.

    you had me going. really thought you were going to die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by borednaz View Post
    Dark ask Mikeyanks to borrow money pal. He always gets stiffed anyways at least this time it will be because you died.

    Speaking of that Mike I need $300 pal. Dark leave me your pts instead of Mayan & I'll kick Opie in The balls on Video. I'll post it in players talk in your honor.
    He paid

  7. #42
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    Notifying authorities in Boston, MA. Will be at house soon dark, help on its way

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    Notifying authorities in Boston, MA. Will be at house soon dark, help on its way
    Thanks deem, can always count on you

    My apt is by E 40th St and Lexington Ave, sorta by dillions pub

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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post
    This is serious guys, there is a 90 percent chance I will be dead soon, so I decided to just go Pro to shut Opie up

    Last friday i had a bad headache, have had a stiff neck ever since, can't touch chin to chest

    Been doing research all day while at work, says i won't experience all symptoms

    Have considered going to hospital but I take chances, i'm a gambler

    I am texting family now my log in instructions to post a video if I end up in a coma and/or dead
    I just checked webmd! Your going to be fine, all you have is swollen ovaries.

  10. #45
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    Dark

    What were you drinking until 3 am that cured you?

    Spill the beans.

    We need answers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyFlyers View Post
    Dark

    What were you drinking until 3 am that cured you?

    Spill the beans.

    We need answers.
    probably close toa bottle of vodka that cost 500 times the price to drink since i was at a bar

    I am not cured

    Neck still in bad shape

    still could die, probably have a few day window still to be in the clear

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    BOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post
    probably close toa bottle of vodka that cost 500 times the price to drink since i was at a bar

    I am not cured

    Neck still in bad shape

    still could die, probably have a few day window still to be in the clear
    please die and get this over with you brokedick

  14. #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by nosniboR11 View Post
    please die and get this over with you brokedick

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    Darkhat give me the points pal..

    Rest in peace friend.
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    darkhat gave King Mayan 50 SBR Point(s) for this post.


  16. #51
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    got ya mayan

    just doing some for now incase i somehow live

    i hope i don't

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    darker you canadian

    go play hockey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikeyanks23 View Post
    darker you canadian

    go play hockey

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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post
    got ya mayan

    just doing some for now incase i somehow live

    i hope i don't
    I hope you don't either..

    I need the points friend..

    Thanks friend.

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    Darkhat, I'm glad to see you're still fighting the good fight.

    Darkhat, use your betpoints to buy antibiotics.

    Darkhat, what doesn't kill you makes you weaker physically, but stronger mentally.

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    dude Atl -3.5 would have kicked meningitis's ass last night. now you might really get it.....

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    I hope your going to be ok. Just hang in there.

  23. #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by wantitall4moi View Post
    dude Atl -3.5 would have kicked meningitis's ass last night. now you might really get it.....
    I know

    I forgot to check the system since it wasn't bumped high enough due to it being far from sunday still

    I am putting an alarm on my phone for thusdays now to check

    Thusday 3pm alarm "Database Results."

    If i live that is

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    Darky don't drop dead

    Darky you are an important member of the SBR community

    Darky the place wouldn't be the same without you

    Darky gimme a fukkin winner kid

    Darky call me
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    prophylaxis
    I thought using a prophylaxis is suppose to stop you from getting an std or having to get an abortion

    🙀

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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post
    Darky don't drop dead

    Darky you are an important member of the SBR community

    Darky the place wouldn't be the same without you

    Darky gimme a fukkin winner kid

    Darky call me
    Bronxer if i stop posting for more than a day i am dead

    Bronxer I learn from you

    Bronxer that was an informative skype session last night, learned a lot from you handicapping diagrams you showed me

    Bronxer I will call you at 7pm

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  28. #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post
    This is serious guys, there is a 90 percent chance I will be dead soon, so I decided to just go Pro to shut Opie up

    Last friday i had a bad headache, have had a stiff neck ever since, can't touch chin to chest

    Been doing research all day while at work, says i won't experience all symptoms

    Have considered going to hospital but I take chances, i'm a gambler

    I am texting family now my log in instructions to post a video if I end up in a coma and/or dead
    Don't sweat it man, opieshit makes me sick too! At least you won't die of being a fuk'in stupid texas hillbilly like him! Texas.... where if you slip in cowshit, you're at a Cowboys game!
    Last edited by mikejamm; 11-30-12 at 07:08 PM.

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    Darkhat, still waiting on the meningitis pick. Could start a trend here at SBR. SBRers could post a huge pick whenever they are diagnosed.

    Strep Throat Pick

    Valley Fever Pick

    Sickle Cell Pick

    Chlamydia Pick

    Could be epic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Darkhat, still waiting on the meningitis pick. Could start a trend here at SBR. SBRers could post a huge pick whenever they are diagnosed.

    Strep Throat Pick

    Valley Fever Pick

    Sickle Cell Pick

    Chlamydia Pick

    Could be epic!
    My neck still hurts pretty fukkin bad

    I don't see it getting better by sunday

    So if I'm alive than I will do it for NFL

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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post
    My neck still hurts pretty fukkin bad

    I don't see it getting better by sunday

    So if I'm alive than I will do it for NFL
    Dark

    You still with us?

    Check the fukk in.

  32. #67
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    darker i can send you some newark kush to take the stiffness out of your neck.

    darker you will be bobbleheading after running this ish through the vaporizer.

    darker you will have couchlock so bad your eyeballs will be swapping holes.

    darker you will be more fukked up than allen iverson's checkbook trust me.

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    Darker I want the pool table and liquor cabinet when you croak

  34. #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    darker i can send you some newark kush to take the stiffness out of your neck.

    darker you will be bobbleheading after running this ish through the vaporizer.

    darker you will have couchlock so bad your eyeballs will be swapping holes.

    darker you will be more fukked up than allen iverson's checkbook trust me.


    This has got to be a candidate for post of the month.

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    guys darker passed this am

    i was in his bedat his bedside with him

    He fought bravely

    He wanted me to all let you know he loves you more than vodka

    And his pick is

    JETS -4.5

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