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    Tila Tequila Is Missing?....How Did I Miss This?

    Man, where the fukk was I when this went down? Totally missed this news.

    http://elitedaily.com/elite/2012/tila-tequila-missing/

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    Publicity stunt. She is irrelevant.

    Shawn Marion blew her asshole out and she said he assaulted her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Publicity stunt. She is irrelevant.

    Shawn Marion blew her asshole out and she said he assaulted her.
    No, no, no, no Deuce you're not getting it.

    This isn't about who blew her asshole out. There's a much bigger story here.

    Tila Tequila was recently very heavily involved in conspiracy theories and exposing some pretty evil people working behind the scenes.

    She was supposedly working on exposing the Illuminati, whatever the fukk that is, and now she's gone.

    From what I understand, she was supposed to go to Germany on a singing tour and never made it to the airport.

    Where the fukk is Sherlock Holmes when you need the fukk?

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    saloon this shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    She is irrelevant.
    This, never that hot to begin with.

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    She also take the penis on camera for a paycheck.
    She is on a boat getting railed right now, you can buy the video in 6 months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Publicity stunt. She is irrelevant.

    Shawn Marion blew her asshole out and she said he assaulted her.

    You 2 have a couple things in common.

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    "Tila has been paid to go on an eight-city singing tour in Germany.."


    Stupid fukin' Germans.

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    Stop with the friggin Saloon this post it is very old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyFlyers View Post
    Man, where the fukk was I ?
    Your parents basement, duuuh.

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    That poisoned dwarf will eventually end up buried in someones basement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyFlyers View Post
    No, no, no, no Deuce you're not getting it.

    This isn't about who blew her asshole out. There's a much bigger story here.

    Tila Tequila was recently very heavily involved in conspiracy theories and exposing some pretty evil people working behind the scenes.

    She was supposedly working on exposing the Illuminati, whatever the fukk that is, and now she's gone.

    From what I understand, she was supposed to go to Germany on a singing tour and never made it to the airport.

    Where the fukk is Sherlock Holmes when you need the fukk?
    I heard she's in the top of the LA public library - you know the one with the Illuminati triangle on the top of it .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Publicity stunt. She is irrelevant.

    Shawn Marion blew her asshole out and she said he assaulted her.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyFlyers View Post
    No, no, no, no Deuce you're not getting it.

    This isn't about who blew her asshole out. There's a much bigger story here.

    Tila Tequila was recently very heavily involved in conspiracy theories and exposing some pretty evil people working behind the scenes.

    She was supposedly working on exposing the Illuminati, whatever the fukk that is, and now she's gone.

    From what I understand, she was supposed to go to Germany on a singing tour and never made it to the airport.

    Where the fukk is Sherlock Holmes when you need the fukk?
    http://boingboing.net/2012/11/20/til...the-illum.html


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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Publicity stunt. She is irrelevant.

    Shawn Marion blew her asshole out and she said he assaulted her.
    It wasn't Shawn Marion, dumbass, it was Shawn Merriman.....
    Tila Tequila sues ex-beau NFL star Shawne Merriman for assault, battery, false imprisonment


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    "The TV queen was in rehab in March for substance abuse and psychological issues following a suicide attempt, aneurysm, and drug overdose."


    ?????????


    won't make it to feb

    very mockobr to say but so predictable

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