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    TheRifleman
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    Women caught masturbating in Fla Starbucks.....

    first thing she did was to Identify herself as an obama voter..that explains a LOT

    A woman who was spotted masturbating in a Starbucks was arrested yesterday after Florida cops searched her purse and found a pipe with cocaine residue.

    Police were summoned to the Bradenton business "by the staff at Starbucks regarding a female that was in their lobby and was masturbating." When an officer questioned the woman, Jennifer Piranian, she reported that she was waiting to go to a local hospital.
    A cop offered her a ride to the hospital, but asked to first check her purse, to which Piranian agreed. The officer subsequently discovered "a glass stem" in the 29-year-old Piranian's purse that "tested positive for cocaine residue," according to a probable cause affidavit.
    Piranian, who denied ownership of the pipe, was arrested for possession of narcotics and drug paraphernalia. Pictured above, Piranian is being held in the Manatee County jail in lieu of $1120 bond.

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...urbator-647093

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    somethin smells fishy about this story.

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    If Barrack Obama had a horny sister who enjoys an occasional Grande Venti with creme., she would resemble this woman.

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    At five bucks a pop for a cup of coffee, you are already getting jerked-off when you go to Starbucks.

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    Post Video/pics or STFU............

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    Lovely eyes!!!

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    crackhead!

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    Okay, admit it. Witnessing that would have been funny as hell. Was she knuckle deep?

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    She can look two people in the eye at the same time. Lucky!

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    no video of the incident?

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