I know you play this 24/7, but I don't give a shit. I think I can beat you.
Let's just make some ground rules here:
1. You cannot jack it to Justin Timberlake while casting any spells
2. You cannot jack it to Justin Bieber while combining any potions
3. You cannot stick a Louisville Slugger up your asshole while jumping levels and staring at the topless Justin Morneau poster on your basement wall
Agree to these terms and the duel is on, Dweeb-ifer!!!