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    ttwarrior1
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    jj gold

    list me your tips for maintaining a hard on, or getting growth since our cocks are similar size, i would like to try one of your tips.

    Have you ever tried viagra, cialus or enzyte, . What about something over the counter???

    can't wait for the 18 year old trolls to respond. saloon this shit


    ps: does anyone properly know how to eat pussy and what do you do about the smell
    in that area, thanks

    I would like some tips jj from you, since you don't get laid often, you probaly stay rock hard??

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    Viagra
    WHo eats smelly pussy

    Your one weird fukk

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    tt buried by first response

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    Blind leading the blind.....asking JJGold for sex tips
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    saloon this shit.

    Disgrace to the forum.

    TT next time I am over with your mum I will show you a few moves. Better to learn in person.

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    Sticky this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    list me your tips for maintaining a hard on, or getting growth since our cocks are similar size, i would like to try one of your tips.

    Have you ever tried viagra, cialus or enzyte, . What about something over the counter???

    can't wait for the 18 year old trolls to respond. saloon this shit


    ps: does anyone properly know how to eat pussy and what do you do about the smell
    in that area, thanks

    I would like some tips jj from you, since you don't get laid often, you probaly stay rock hard??
    If the smell bothers you that much, try plugs


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    This made me laugh. Only skimmed half of the first sentence and stopped - but that was enough.

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    Ridiculous thread

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    this is for jj, keep out unless your gonna help

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    uh u need a prescription for viagra, sorry i don't want or need that.

    I know most of you have never been laid and or are gay, so probaly the wrong forum to ask.


    plugs?/? hmm, just wondering if i could breathe if i do

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    start doing 1 set to failure of your kegal exercises upon waking with morning wood

    try some arginine

    for every 30 lbs of fat a man loses they usually "gain" 1/2 inch of shaft that was covered in blubber

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    tried the arginine, does nothing but give u more sperm

    I have plenty of sperm, just need length and maintain hardon

    I have no fat covering my rooster area, sorry

    want help from jj

    i think mathy knows what jj does

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    seriously mods get rid of these disgusting images

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post

    I have no fat covering my rooster area, sorry

    congrats on the rock hard abs!

    in regards to the cunnilingus/oral sex questions. You see that mound of rock hard muscle under this guy's chin?

    put yours right on the area below the Vag opening and up over the top of the Clitoris, and just making a gargling/yoodling/humming sound for about 3-4 minutes... should start the first of many orgasms by then!

    you won't actually have to get your mouth or nose in the most odor parts that way!


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    now I'm stuck with the image of a 40 year old 350 lb man child sitting in his childhood bedroom stroking his neglected 2 inch stub trying to get it hard up to 3.5 inches
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    should i not jerk off tonight or thursday???

    date is friday night, sex be around midnight

    My rooster usually gets hard by itself around 3 am, don't ask why, it just does

    load up on water???

    Im ready to jerk right now but on google search it told me to stop jerking off so much and maybe ill get it up
    friday nite, booooooooooooo

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    should i not jerk off tonight or thursday???

    date is friday night, sex be around midnight

    My rooster usually gets hard by itself around 3 am, don't ask why, it just does

    load up on water???

    Im ready to jerk right now but on google search it told me to stop jerking off so much and maybe ill get it up
    friday nite, booooooooooooo
    Dont jerk for a week

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    tt you can buy generic viagra from india for cheap no script

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    Funny story in college I was seeing this girl that wouldn't blow me until I ate her out. Well the problem is she stunk. So one night I filled my mouth with tooth paste and omg she flew outs that bed. She sat in the bathtub all night wasted a 100 bucks on the hotel room. She never called me again lmao.

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    Get kaboom

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    kaboom???

    date is in 2 days jerked off 3 times today, so gonna be tough

    watching porn has ruint me,

    toothpaste, wtf

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    kaboom???

    date is in 2 days jerked off 3 times today, so gonna be tough

    watching porn has ruint me,

    toothpaste, wtf
    Occupy yourself away from the computer so you aren't tempted to watch porn 3 times a day.

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    no porn for 3 days, i can't even get hard off porn anymore almost unless i watch something ive never seen
    Ive seen every porn online that exists

    does anyone on sbr find it easier to get a hard on after they jerk sometimes????????

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    Go and try it with your sister

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    no porn for 3 days, i can't even get hard off porn anymore almost unless i watch something ive never seen
    Ive seen every porn online that exists

    does anyone on sbr find it easier to get a hard on after they jerk sometimes????????
    you and jjgold should be roommates and make it a reality tv show with a live webcam on each of you

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    Get viagra somehow...you'll be rock hard for 3 days.

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    side effects? maybe a friend has one i can use

    i thought viagra was for sperm, not getting hard

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    The problem is you are too fat,

    lose 150lbs.and you will have no problem getting it up,

    hell your rooster will increase in size while erect,

    You see titty, erections is all about blood flow,

    the better the blood circulation the quicker the rooster fills up,

    the fatter you are,

    the less blood circulation you will have in the penial area........

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