1. 09-12-12 11:43 AM #1
    dj_destroyer
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    Just got fired...

    Staff party last night, open bar, got out of hand, got into a fight, went home with a girl that wasn't my girlfriend, walked home with no pants? (Don't ask me how). Walked into work today and was told to pack my things...

    So basically I need a termination play, help me out here boys.
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  2. 09-12-12 11:48 AM #2
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    Lol
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  3. 09-12-12 11:49 AM #3
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  4. 09-12-12 11:49 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer View Post
    Staff party last night, open bar, got out of hand, got into a fight, went home with a girl that wasn't my girlfriend, walked home with no pants? (Don't ask me how). Walked into work today and was told to pack my things...

    So basically I need a termination play, help me out here boys.
    Look at the bright side.

    You can now devote your full time to gambling.

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  5. 09-12-12 11:50 AM #5
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    Try explaining this one when applying for unemployment
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  6. 09-12-12 11:52 AM #6
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    only live once
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  7. 09-12-12 11:53 AM #7
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    been there...

    That's why I work for myself,

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  8. 09-12-12 11:55 AM #8
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    Rule number 1 never go to work parties
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  9. 09-12-12 11:58 AM #9
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    unreal
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  10. 09-12-12 11:58 AM #10
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    sounds like a scene from a movie.
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  11. 09-12-12 11:58 AM #11
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    i'm sure if your a good enough and well respected DJ, you won't have any trouble getting a gig at another club
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  12. 09-12-12 11:59 AM #12
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    did you get some at least?
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  13. 09-12-12 11:59 AM #13
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    I bet probation officers aren't going to like this.
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  14. 09-12-12 11:59 AM #14
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    Rule #115: Never walk away from a crasher in a funny jacket.
    Quote Originally Posted by acl123 View Post
    Rule number 1 never go to work parties
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  15. 09-12-12 12:02 PM #15
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    At least there wasn't a lamp shade involved...was there?
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  16. 09-12-12 12:02 PM #16
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    Isnt that Just another Tuesday nIght for a DJ
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  17. 09-12-12 12:03 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    I bet probation officers aren't going to like this.
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  18. 09-12-12 12:09 PM #18
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    glad to hear it happens to others as well.....nice work sir... LOL....YOLO...
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  19. 09-12-12 12:11 PM #19
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    pics or it didn't happen
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  20. 09-12-12 12:11 PM #20
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    get a job and a haircut
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    I always make it a point to order alcohol at random work related events..lunches ect...just order a redbull vodka outta nowhere and look at people's faces....some are scared....others impressed.....LOL.....
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  22. 09-12-12 12:14 PM #22
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    Dang, DJ... Hopefully you find another job real soon. Just remember that pants are overrated.
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  23. 09-12-12 12:16 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by cant call it View Post
    Rule #115: Never walk away from a crasher in a funny jacket.
    Damn you!! I wanted to use this exact joke. Then I scroll down and see where you've stolen my intellectual property.

    Enjoy your infraction.
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  24. 09-12-12 12:17 PM #24
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    dont worry about another job

    double (or triple) your unit bet size
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  25. 09-12-12 12:26 PM #25
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    Was she worth it??
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  26. 09-12-12 12:31 PM #26
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    Nothing like getting $hitfaced at a company event. Just for that, here's your winner:

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  27. 09-12-12 12:36 PM #27
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  28. 09-12-12 12:43 PM #28
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    What were the reasons?
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  29. 09-12-12 12:44 PM #29
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  30. 09-12-12 12:53 PM #30
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    Sounds like my shop back in the day... employee partied turned into aan epic bash
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  31. 09-12-12 01:00 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by acl123 View Post
    Rule number 1 never go to work parties
    Especially if you know u can't hold your alcohol.
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  32. 09-12-12 01:05 PM #32
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  33. 09-12-12 01:06 PM #33
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    Never going anywhere being a hot head


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  34. 09-12-12 01:22 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Never going anywhere being a hot head


    Mainly always broke and out of a job
    The truth.

    But team Broke Dick Fukk ain't that bad.
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  35. 09-12-12 01:45 PM #35
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    Still don't understand why you were fired??

    Just for being a sloppy drunk mess I guess??
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