1. 09-08-12 04:11 PM #1
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    Friday nite date update



    well how do i start.

    went to a movie, lawless, went out out to eat after at applebees,

    went back to her place, played on her ipad and said i was gonna steal it. I have go to get
    one

    Started to make out

    After a few minutes, hell maybe even an hour. I said i wish this couch was bigger so i could lay down next to you.

    Next think you know im naked in her bed and we are making out

    Yes she sucked on my and vice versa

    I was hard during all this and then she asked me if i wanted to rub lotion all over her

    I said okay and then she started rubbing it on me


    My head started racing and i kept making excuses of why i kept getting soft. Luckily i have a
    big deck head(note, i have half a dickhead)

    We giggled alot and then she said she wanted me to stick my finger in her so i can see what im doing to her

    Yep i did go down, but ****, and with a little rooster, not even sure i could get it in with the lights all the way off. I think i stuck my finger in the wrong area at first, how many damn holes are there, anyway, then i had a cramp

    She then wanted to show me what she does when im not there and pulls out a back massager and used it on her clit i guess


    This is another chick that says im the best kisser ever. So that makes like 7 women that have said that.

    She wanted me to **** her, she said she wanted me to *** in her and i think she said she wanted me to put in slow, it will get thicker and longer or something, i think, alot of mumbling.

    So no sex but i got her off i guess and she wants to meet again tonight. I had a tennis tourney earlier today which is true and yes i won. I said i had another match later and wouldnt get back until late. She just messaged me and told me to rest up and we can go out another night. She wants to ****. This driving 40 min for dates is hard also. Hate buying gas, dinner, movie just to not get a hard on.

    I would meet of course but ****, i can't maintain a hard on and no im not using any cialus or viagra whatever, . tribulus and l arginine don't do jack crap. Tried it.

    I pretty much needs something that gives me an erection and will stay that way i guess.

    I'll answer more questions if any ask.

    If anyone has hard on tricks or supplements, let me know.

    gonna watch football and check my fantasy teams
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  2. 09-08-12 04:16 PM #2
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  3. 09-08-12 04:18 PM #3
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    2nd shift ttwarrior
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    Disgusting.

    Mods Saloon immediately please
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    TT, please supply us with stats on this woman.

    Age, measurements, mental status.

    I'm guessing old, fat, and batshit crazy.
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    Speechless as well. Unreal
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  8. 09-08-12 04:35 PM #8
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    how appropriate you are the mod for the fantasy forum...
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    After a few minutes, hell maybe even an hour. I said i wish this couch was bigger so i could lay down next to you.

    No concept of time?
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  12. 09-08-12 04:37 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post


    well how do i start.

    went to a movie, lawless, went out out to eat after at applebees,

    went back to her place, played on her ipad and said i was gonna steal it. I have go to get
    one

    Started to make out

    After a few minutes, hell maybe even an hour. I said i wish this couch was bigger so i could lay down next to you.

    Next think you know im naked in her bed and we are making out

    Yes she sucked on my and vice versa

    I was hard during all this and then she asked me if i wanted to rub lotion all over her

    I said okay and then she started rubbing it on me


    My head started racing and i kept making excuses of why i kept getting soft. Luckily i have a
    big deck head(note, i have half a dickhead)

    We giggled alot and then she said she wanted me to stick my finger in her so i can see what im doing to her

    Yep i did go down, but ****, and with a little rooster, not even sure i could get it in with the lights all the way off. I think i stuck my finger in the wrong area at first, how many damn holes are there, anyway, then i had a cramp

    She then wanted to show me what she does when im not there and pulls out a back massager and used it on her clit i guess


    This is another chick that says im the best kisser ever. So that makes like 7 women that have said that.

    She wanted me to **** her, she said she wanted me to *** in her and i think she said she wanted me to put in slow, it will get thicker and longer or something, i think, alot of mumbling.

    So no sex but i got her off i guess and she wants to meet again tonight. I had a tennis tourney earlier today which is true and yes i won. I said i had another match later and wouldnt get back until late. She just messaged me and told me to rest up and we can go out another night. She wants to ****. This driving 40 min for dates is hard also. Hate buying gas, dinner, movie just to not get a hard on.

    I would meet of course but ****, i can't maintain a hard on and no im not using any cialus or viagra whatever, . tribulus and l arginine don't do jack crap. Tried it.

    I pretty much needs something that gives me an erection and will stay that way i guess.

    I'll answer more questions if any ask.

    If anyone has hard on tricks or supplements, let me know.

    gonna watch football and check my fantasy teams
    i stopped reading after u said u went to a movie.
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  13. 09-08-12 04:43 PM #13
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    how many holes are there?...if you have to ask...
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    If i wasnt at a football game id post a .gif I have in mind
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    Let's play guess her weight... Ill start with 190
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    no pic

    next
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    Yes she sucked on my and vice versa









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  19. 09-08-12 07:45 PM #19
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  20. 09-08-12 11:14 PM #20
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    She sounds like a keeper.
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  21. 09-09-12 01:48 AM #21
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    Why does guy keep on with this? There's not a single guy here who actually believes he's ever gone on a date? Why keep up with lies after everyone has made it known they don't believe you?
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  22. 09-09-12 02:01 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    TT, please supply us with stats on this woman.

    Age, measurements, mental status.

    I'm guessing old, fat, and batshit crazy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    how appropriate you are the mod for the fantasy forum...
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    Yes she sucked on my and vice versa





    wtf tt
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  23. 09-09-12 11:20 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post

    Next think you know im naked in her bed and we are making out

    Yes she sucked on my and vice versa
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    My head started racing and i kept making excuses of why i kept getting soft.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    I think i stuck my finger in the wrong area at first, how many damn holes are there, anyway, then i had a cramp
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    so you sat at home on saturday night and imagined all of this then decided to write a essay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post

    She then wanted to show me what she does when im not there and pulls out a back massager and used it on her clit i guess
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  28. 09-09-12 11:36 AM #28
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    omg I'm crying gummo
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    I'm just trying to picture the back massager.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post


    well how do i start.

    went to a movie, lawless, went out out to eat after at applebees,

    went back to her place, played on her ipad and said i was gonna steal it. I have go to get
    one

    Started to make out

    After a few minutes, hell maybe even an hour. I said i wish this couch was bigger so i could lay down next to you.

    Next think you know im naked in her bed and we are making out

    Yes she sucked on my and vice versa

    I was hard during all this and then she asked me if i wanted to rub lotion all over her

    I said okay and then she started rubbing it on me


    My head started racing and i kept making excuses of why i kept getting soft. Luckily i have a
    big deck head(note, i have half a dickhead)

    We giggled alot and then she said she wanted me to stick my finger in her so i can see what im doing to her

    Yep i did go down, but ****, and with a little rooster, not even sure i could get it in with the lights all the way off. I think i stuck my finger in the wrong area at first, how many damn holes are there, anyway, then i had a cramp

    She then wanted to show me what she does when im not there and pulls out a back massager and used it on her clit i guess


    This is another chick that says im the best kisser ever. So that makes like 7 women that have said that.

    She wanted me to **** her, she said she wanted me to *** in her and i think she said she wanted me to put in slow, it will get thicker and longer or something, i think, alot of mumbling.

    So no sex but i got her off i guess and she wants to meet again tonight. I had a tennis tourney earlier today which is true and yes i won. I said i had another match later and wouldnt get back until late. She just messaged me and told me to rest up and we can go out another night. She wants to ****. This driving 40 min for dates is hard also. Hate buying gas, dinner, movie just to not get a hard on.

    I would meet of course but ****, i can't maintain a hard on and no im not using any cialus or viagra whatever, . tribulus and l arginine don't do jack crap. Tried it.

    I pretty much needs something that gives me an erection and will stay that way i guess.

    I'll answer more questions if any ask.

    If anyone has hard on tricks or supplements, let me know.

    gonna watch football and check my fantasy teams
    Not gonna lie, this story got me rock hard.

    Not gonna lie, yes I am ashamed of that.
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  33. 09-09-12 05:13 PM #33
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    shocked this hasn't been posted

    Cool story bro
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  34. 09-10-12 08:39 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    omg I'm crying gummo
    TT spun an amazing story.

    Real photos or GIFS would have been nice
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  35. 09-10-12 12:36 PM #35
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    Thanks for posting tt, got a great laugh. Lawless was an excellent movie. Tom hardy is really making a name for himself.
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