[baskets]

I want it in Red but they don't have it.


Should I just take the blow and the lower price...... guy said he really needs to meet his quota so he can feed his 6 quadripalegic children and he's got some betpoints loan or wahtever the fukk that means.


I mean, I could really use a blow right now.... should I just take the deal?

[Brock Landers]

Lolol

[kaspersports702]

[baskets]

Said he'd even take half a sale.

I asked him what that meant and he said another salesman would whistle my snake at the same time... half and half. I said I'm not into that.


Then he said the other salesman could tap dance in the background while I get the blow...



Should I accept the blow job w/ the tap dancing in the background? I mean, these salesmen are really convincing. Tap dancing in the background while I'm getting blown..... shit, that makes me feel special and important!!!!

[MendozaLine]

I'm stoned right now

[baskets]

nope, Mendoza

this is real


I just negotiated a banjo player in the background. So I will be getting my dick sucked w/ the other salesman tap dancing in the background...... and the general manager will be playing banjo music in the background.

Not bad, not bad.

[crustyme]

so you had a gay encounter with "carseller" to get a yugo at half off?

wtg????

[daimoshokage]

Saloon this shit!

[JeffreyHammonds]

a blowie's a blowie...just don't look down, look at the banjo player and tap dancer

[Carseller4]

What other job pays $60,000 to $100,000 a year and only work as hard as you want?

I missed my bonus last month by 1/2 a car and it didn't even matter because I made so much money on the ones I sold. Probably will miss bonus this month but who gives a fukk because I already got over $5,000 made on the deals I have already.

[RubberKettle]

Fake and gay

[Dad]

Salesman tap dancing. Unreal.

[Grits n' Gravy]

So one of your mom's numerous boyfriends who molests you is now calling it selling a car? You white trash families are something else.