Excuses again, are you too poor to buy your own plane ticket to Vegas?
I guess that is the case, you know you are so poor that when someone put out a cigarette you said "HEY WHO TURNED OFF THE HEAT"
I bet you live in a cardboard box somewhere under an overpass
Even if I bought your ticket, I would whoop your ass and then you would be posting from a hospital bed about how you kicked my ass...
So therefore I would have to video tape the ass beating so you couldn't lie about the result