1. 08-14-12 12:03 AM #1
    ProfitBettingSov
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    Does anyone here masturbate?

    I've tried rubbing my prick up and down but nothing happens
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  2. 08-14-12 12:12 AM #2
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  3. 08-14-12 12:15 AM #3
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    Try to get laid instead
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  4. 08-14-12 12:15 AM #4
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    this is an inappropriate topic
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  5. 08-14-12 12:17 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfitBetting View Post
    I've tried rubbing my prick up and down but nothing happens
    Have your wife put her finger in your butt.
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  6. 08-14-12 12:17 AM #6
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    Haven't in 15 months.
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  7. 08-14-12 12:18 AM #7
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    about to try a new method right now, buddy of mine told to put tin foil on your nut sack, wd40 on your shaft and then let it rip
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  8. 08-14-12 12:19 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sledge187 View Post
    Have your wife put her finger in your butt.
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  9. 08-14-12 12:19 AM #9
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    Regular release will help prevent prostate cancer.

    Lance Armstrong didn't jerk it enough because he was always on roids.
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  10. 08-14-12 12:20 AM #10
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    ask your priest to show you.
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  11. 08-14-12 12:21 AM #11
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  12. 08-14-12 12:32 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by PickWinnerAllDay View Post
    Regular release will help prevent prostate cancer.

    Lance Armstrong didn't jerk it enough because he was always on roids.
    All males will eventually get prostate cancer in their life, however, the majority of males die from other causes first.
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  13. 08-14-12 12:35 AM #13
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    Yeah you'll maybe get it when you're a senior by then I wouldn't give a fukk
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  14. 08-14-12 12:41 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingJD31 View Post
    about to try a new method right now, buddy of mine told to put tin foil on
    your nut sack, wd40 on your shaft and then let it rip

    Holy $hit...now this is funny...
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  15. 08-14-12 12:41 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    Yeah you'll maybe get it when you're a senior by then I wouldn't give a fukk
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  16. 08-14-12 12:42 AM #16
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  17. 08-14-12 12:43 AM #17
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    Never.
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  18. 08-14-12 12:43 AM #18
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    Just part of the routine...sh*t, shower, shave, and stroke...
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  19. 08-14-12 01:11 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djstucky View Post
    Just part of the routine...sh*t, shower, shave, and stroke...
    Ever posted the end result?
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  20. 08-14-12 02:35 AM #20
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    Every boys masturbate

    If you dont

    You're not a man
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  21. 08-14-12 02:52 AM #21
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    Is nothing private anymore.
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  22. 08-14-12 03:13 AM #22
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    Try putting your finger inside your foreskin
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  23. 08-14-12 08:53 AM #23
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    Has anyone attempted the "danger wank"? It's basically standing downstairs in your house, yelling someone upstairs' name and trying to finish your masturbation before they come down and see you.
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