[no gnu taxes]

Your little snot nose is no genius. I don't care if he knew the alphabet when he was one, or was riding a bike and reading books at two. By the time he is 12, you will realize he is a dumbass like everybody else. Probably a lot sooner. Now if you hand him a calculus textbook at age 4, and he starts solving partial differential equations, you may have something there. Maybe. Better yet, hand him a racing form and see if he can pick the winners of the pick 6 at Belmont.

[acampbell2345]

I love my boys to death (3 and 1), but I knew very early that there was no chance of them being accused of a genius. But they definitely make up for it with their humor and good looks.