1. 07-28-12 10:17 PM #1
    Samfourteen
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    What would you guys do if your wife?

    At the bar with the wife and her friends, next thing you know the wife had took off with these dudes from France without even saying anything to me. She didn't answer her phone and finally showed up at 5:30am. She said She was swimming all night. What would you fellas do?
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  2. 07-28-12 10:27 PM #2
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    find some concrete
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  3. 07-28-12 10:31 PM #3
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    Stop trusting her, let it fester, throw it in her face pretty much everyday, eventually communication would fall apart and I'd leave the bitch.

    That's pretty disrespectful, to just bounce and roll in at 5:30 after letting some frenchies run a train on her.
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  4. 07-28-12 10:35 PM #4
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    Get divorced
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  5. 07-28-12 10:39 PM #5
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    Wtf id send her packing
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  6. 07-28-12 11:07 PM #6
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    they were from france so probaly gay
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  7. 07-28-12 11:18 PM #7
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    Haha first thing came to mind when I seen these dude.
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  8. 07-28-12 11:37 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Samfourteen View Post
    At the bar with the wife and her friends, next thing you know the wife had took off with these dudes from France without even saying anything to me. She didn't answer her phone and finally showed up at 5:30am. She said She was swimming all night. What would you fellas do?
    yeah, swimming in kkum.

    how old are you guys and how long have you been married?
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  9. 07-28-12 11:41 PM #9
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    dude your wife fukkn ditched you at a bar!

    Take a hint. Your not some guy she just met and bounced on. Unreal.

    If it were me, i'd find those Frenchies and let them pound me in the ass. At least that you'll understand why she's irritable over the next few days.

    I hear Frenchies have the biggest cocks.
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  10. 07-28-12 11:45 PM #10
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    how long have you been married? I wouldn't trust her and she might be pulling some strings behind your back. Another place I would understand but she walked out on you in a bar as people said what do you think they were doing? Not swimming thats for sure. If you got no kids I'd suggest reconsidering your marriage.
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  11. 07-28-12 11:56 PM #11
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    Do you need someone to spell it out for ya? Y-o-u-r w-i-f-e i-s c-h-e-a-t-i-n-g o-n y-o-u !!!
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  12. 07-29-12 07:52 AM #12
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    concrete and a deep body of water
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  13. 07-29-12 07:53 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    they were from france so probaly gay

    Probably just went out for some late night shopping and hit up a few boutiques. Nothing to worry about here.
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  14. 07-29-12 07:55 AM #14
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    No big deal, man. She just gave you a free pass. Use it wisely.
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  15. 07-29-12 08:43 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Inevitable View Post
    No big deal, man. She just gave you a free pass. Use it wisely.
    Just what I was thinking, she is going out of town this next weekend...
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  16. 07-29-12 08:50 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Samfourteen View Post
    Just what I was thinking, she is going out of town this next weekend...
    Is she going to France by chance?
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  17. 07-29-12 10:36 AM #17
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    You got a free pass for Europe!
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  18. 07-29-12 10:42 AM #18
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    Did she come home and immediately take a shower? If yes, you have got a problem. After having the train ran on them, I would imagine a female wouldn't allow that vag to fester.
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  19. 07-29-12 10:54 AM #19
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    I wouldn't kiss her for one, she probably had d!ck in her mouth all morning.

    You need to step up your game if your wife is ditching you at the bar with other dudes.
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  20. 07-29-12 11:14 AM #20
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    Make her admit it and have a talk with her. If you really love her and vice versa then you can give her another chance. But like previous poster said, if you have no kids and the love is gone from your marriage prob time to move on.
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  21. 07-29-12 11:15 AM #21
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    Where's your wife at right now? What is she doing?
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  22. 07-29-12 11:17 AM #22
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    she was swimming alright. in his fuckin cuum!!!!!

    any of her friends cute? i'd bang one of them. actually bang the ugliest one. that will really piss her off...
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  23. 07-29-12 11:23 AM #23
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    Sam...DO NOT assault anybody over this!!! It ain't worth it. I really think your marriage is REAL SHAKEY to say it mildly!

    Lot's of chicks out there....BUT ya cannot have them if ur in the lockup!!!
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  24. 07-29-12 11:25 AM #24
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    wake up fella, she copping a pounding by some french nancys and you come onto SBR to ask what to do. WTF
    kick that farkin bitch out on the street where she belong man and you get some nice new booty.
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  25. 07-29-12 11:26 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    she was swimming alright. in his fuckin cuum!!!!!

    any of her friends cute? i'd bang one of them. actually bang the ugliest one. that will really piss her off...

    Dude that is soo true & HILARIOUS!!!!
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  26. 07-29-12 11:33 AM #26
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    beat her until she realizes you are the man, and she does as you say
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  27. 07-29-12 11:54 AM #27
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    Seems to me that you now have a free pass to do something similar doesn't it?
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  28. 07-29-12 12:25 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Inevitable View Post
    No big deal, man. She just gave you a free pass. Use it wisely.
    Quote Originally Posted by Samfourteen View Post
    Just what I was thinking, she is going out of town this next weekend...


    She gave you a slap to the face is what she gave you. Punked you out in front of her friends. Imagine the conversations they're all having.

    That level of disrespect means she's beyond being jealous of anything you might do with a free pass.

    Empty out the bank account, cut off any utilities that are in your name, smash every piece of furniture and all electronics in the house and go sleep at a brother/friends house. She'll respect you for doing it.
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  29. 07-29-12 01:19 PM #29
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    THIS REALLY HAPPEN??? I would probaly go wild, and the kicker would be to hide everything and anything,.. constantly having her wonder what you are doin, again depending what your relationship was prior to this

    I guess stranger things between a man(?) and a wife have happen
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  30. 07-29-12 01:49 PM #30
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    sam they cummed on your wife dude
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  31. 07-29-12 01:59 PM #31
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    seems like a great excuse for an exit strategy
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  32. 07-29-12 02:43 PM #32
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    thread is fake no one is this ball less
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  33. 07-29-12 02:53 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by paranoyd androyd View Post
    thread is fake no one is this ball less
    Def. ain't fake, wish it was. I'm still pissed though!!
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  34. 07-29-12 02:59 PM #34
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    so what are you going to do about it then? her shit should already be on the sidewalk and you should be balls deep in someone else.
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  35. 07-29-12 03:10 PM #35
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    I would show the cvnt the back of my hand.
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