Actor Fred Willard gets caught doing Pee Wee Herman spanking in adult movie house
Holy Moly Batman,the Joker wasn't the only one shooting his load in a crowded movie theatre the other night,actor Fred Willard was caught tugging the cyclopse and arrested.I'm impressed,by looking at Fred I didn't think he had any spunk left where there was any thing to fight back when he tugged it.
You can tell by seeing him on tv in public at Dodgers games and such that he has some issues.Hell,I didn't even think adult theatres were around anymore.Did anyone ever tell Fred that even street people have portable video gizmos where you can get your rocks off in a secluded alley behind garbage cans to shield you from being seen.
I guess Willard got fired from his only job these days as a series narrator for PBS.
Maybe Willard could give the excuse that he was entering his Johnson in a best of show contest he thought the adult theatre was putting on.