1. 07-16-12 05:13 PM #1
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    I've decided to become a professional welfare recipient

    This workin for what I want and payin taxes and shit has just gotten old, Im tired of only being able to afford free entertainment like getting in efights with SBR degenerates.

    Im now in search of the most braindead trailer trash ho I can find in order to shove my dick into her rancid pussy til she has enough kids that we can get a sec 8 house in a nice neighborhood, free health insurance, food stamps, etc and live better than the working class off of welfare.

    Welfare shouldnt be just for blacks, we should all take advantage of this incredible system, making intelligent decisions and working for what you want and being a productive member of society is obviously for suckers when you can get all that shit for free!

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  2. 07-16-12 05:18 PM #2
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    Holy crap, I just went to the official fed welfare site. Food stamps pay well.
    You might be onto something here.
    I love my job, but.............

    Maximum SNAP Benefits by Household Size Average Monthly Benefit
    Household Size Maximum Monthly SNAP Benefit, 2012 Average Monthly Benefit, FY 10
    1 $200 $152
    2 $367 $277
    3 $526 $401
    4 $668 $496
    5 $793 $581
    6 $952 $702
    7 $1052 $719
    Each Additional Person $150
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  3. 07-16-12 05:20 PM #3
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    Now we're talking
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  4. 07-16-12 05:22 PM #4
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  5. 07-16-12 05:27 PM #5
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    367 a month is sweet for food for me and my wife a month.
    If this bozo gets a second term, I can get me some of that sweet extended unemployment money too.
    Do some UTT side jobs during the day, get me some 40 oz Steel Reserve at night, back it up with a couple of those dollar Jim Beam nips.........


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  6. 07-16-12 05:29 PM #6
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    Get me an obama phone too
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  7. 07-16-12 05:35 PM #7
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    Posted this before, but this thread seems like a great place for another:

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  8. 07-16-12 05:52 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by acl123 View Post
    Get me an obama phone too

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  9. 07-16-12 06:38 PM #9
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    You gotta work within the system you are given...Im starting to think blacks are ahead of the curve
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  10. 07-16-12 08:09 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    367 a month is sweet for food for me and my wife a month.
    If this bozo gets a second term, I can get me some of that sweet extended unemployment money too.
    Do some UTT side jobs during the day, get me some 40 oz Steel Reserve at night, back it up with a couple of those dollar Jim Beam nips.........


    Living large baby, living the dream, la vida loca
    You're probably better off on welfare. Cleaning out shitters most likely pays about the same.
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