[The Kraken]

If so, please tell.

Here's my one and only story with a midget.

Me and two friends were driving one of their moms big brown van from OKC to LA. Stopped in Vegas on the way.

We're outside of the Fatburger having just me up with Charles Barkley. These two girls walk by and of course we cat call them and they come over. Turns out they worked for a hotel doing shows. Both were dancers.

First thing I noticed was that one was a midget. Brown hair, nice tatas' and tiny hands. I instantly talk to her.

Well, not so long after we end up in my buddys moms van and I'm getting sucked off by a midget. Her tiny hands made my cokk feel HUGHE.

About 10 minutes in, the midgets friend comes running over to the van, apparently she was making out with my friend and he bit her lip. She was actually bleeding.

So the little midget escorted her friend to the bathroom. We bailed. I had blue balls for two days. When we got to LA, I finally busted in some skank that said she went to UCLA. I didn't care. I think I blew out her cervix. It felt so good.

We ended up heading north and staying on the beach in a town called oceanside. At the hotel was about 15 girls close to our age. Apparently, this family went on vacation and decided to bring along all of their daughters friends. We bagged 2/3 daughters and a few friends before heading back to OKC.

Wish I would have finished off that midget.

[Chi_archie]

mods! THINK TANK this thread!!!

[The Kraken]

Pal you're pushing it with that avatar change.

And what the fukk is a think tank? Is that like the thinkers talk forum?

[The Kraken]

Why did this thread get salooned?

MOds on a power trip. Bet it was Shari. Being 5'10" shes jealous guys like strippers. J

shair wishes she was a midget. i wish she was a midget.