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Nooooooo!! Now this is a tragedy. Never even bitten!
Fallen burrito!!!!
If this were mine, I'd have picked the sucker up, cleaned it off, and gone about my lunch.
So sad.
What fate awaits this lost burrito? Street cat? Possum, rat? Bum?
A haiku for this burrito...
Homeless burrito /
What treasures lie inside you? /
Ever uneaten
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You eat it
If I'd just paid my 6 or 7 bucks, all hungry, and then dropped it, you better believe I'd have eaten it.
I mean unless you dropped it into a puddle, or mud, or worse.
I once drop a piece of pizza in the parking lot face down. Thought nothing of it and picked it up and dusted it off best I could. There were tiny rock fragments imbeded in the cheese but I was not will to just throw away $2.
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i would chop the bottom off the burrito and eat the other 90% that is perfectly good
My man.Originally Posted by Emily_Haines
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A fine suggestion. Also, if you had a spare tortilla, you could just transplant the contents of the fallen one.
Lmao!!!!!!!!!
Rockstar.
Maybe its not food inside maybe its drugs.
Nope. There are two places in the vicinity of the crime it could have been, that being Union Square in Somerville, Massachusetts: El Potro Mexican Bar & Grill, or Taqueria La Mexicana... both very good. I've probably consumed in excess of 300 burritos from Taqueria La Mexicana. The other place is way overpriced.
Should of just unwrapped and ate the insides. I wonder what kind it was.
Yeah, I'm curious as well. Hence the subject of my haiku.
Should of just unwrapped and ate the insides. I wonder what kind it was.
maybe it was mu shu pork? Why does it have to be a burrito? You don"t know what's inside.
It's elementary, my dear Watson. Within 50 yards of the crime scene are two taquerias!
Yes, there are Chinese restaurants nearby as well; however, the size of the fallen food item perfectly matches a burrito. I do love some good moo shu pork, but those pancakes are smaller than the tortillas used for burritos.
I stare into you/ wishing you were clean for me/ only you will know
Just leave it for the fukkin dogs and go buy another one you cheap fuks.
Nice one, but what does the third part mean? It's all mysterious. :-)
Was trying to go for the mysterious vibe because we are all guessing what's inside. I was referring to the burrito as "you" and that it was the only one that knew it contents between all of us.
Wrap of mystery/ why do you look upon me/ we could never be
God dam burrito/ why must you plunge to your death/ selfish burrito
Last edited by fishmonger; 06-26-12 at 03:06 AM.
Niiiice!!!
It lay there alone / What caused this catastrophe? / Does anyone mourn?
it's still good... it's still good..!
how's this?
you guys are cheap fuks / go buy a new burrito / quit fukkin crying
Lacks a little artistic flair, ya fukker. But you did follow the rules, so nice one!
Anyway, it wasn't *my* burrito... we'll never know what I'd have done in that situation... and hopefully we'll never have to find out!
GamblerSpirit gave Capybara 2 SBR Point(s) for this post.
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