1. 06-11-12 08:10 PM #1
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    If SBR was a battle ground, would King Mayan be the only guy left to survive?

    It was either between Wikkidinsane, BigDay, Tracy, Opie, JJ, Zeta, or Mayan. Tracy hasn't been around lately but the guy can do plenty of pull-ups which shows he is strong and not a eTough guy.

    BigDay has skills regarding grappling and MMA, but can't tell when was the last time he went to the gym.

    Wikkidinsane, the guy puts videos of him harassing a speed bag so it shows his dedication to hurt people in real life.

    Opie is from Texas and don't be fooled when they say that everything is big in Texas. But when you look at a guy like Opie who spends more time bleaching his teeth then his overall health, the pal won't last in a ring with poor BobbyFK.

    JJ? Guy is serious about his eTough guy genes. He is not ashamed to take off his shirt and showcase his "muscles". (He is just doing it for Shari)

    Zeta? This is all I could say.....

    There is no doubt that King Mayan hits the gym everyday and eats live dinosaurs to get rich amounts of proteins. The only thing that concerns me is his height. Not sure how tall the pal is. If he was below 5'9, I think I would die of pure laughter so in essence, Mayan has already beaten me.

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  2. 06-11-12 08:13 PM #2
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    Mayan has everyone fooled.

    Guy is really 5'8 and chubby as.


    This one time he called me out and we were gunna fight, I waited for him but when he arrived he saw him and quickly gapped it.

    Got the whole thing on video too.

    Guy is little bitch
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  3. 06-11-12 08:13 PM #3
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    I doesn't matter how tall I am puto...

    All that matters is my long gorilla arms.

    And Im a lover first, Moby

    And go fukk yourself hawley...
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  4. 06-11-12 08:16 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    I doesn't matter how tall I am puto...

    All that matters is my long gorilla arms.

    And Im a lover first, Moby

    And go fukk yourself hawley...
    You want me to post the video Mayan
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  5. 06-11-12 08:18 PM #5
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    Who fukkin cares.

    Fukkin Jerry Springer episode??

    Get this weak shit out of players talk. No place for a dick measuring contest.

    Beat your fukkin bony ribs elsewhere.
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  6. 06-11-12 08:20 PM #6
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    Yeah right... Mayan would whoop ass



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  7. 06-11-12 08:21 PM #7
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    I'm tired of the hate on the interwebs. All ye people fighitng and hating each other.


    Just fuking stop it already. Just lube up and work each other's anuses in peace for crying out loud!!!


    Work those collective SBR anuses!!!
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  8. 06-11-12 10:50 PM #8
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    i like myself at an underdog price here
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  9. 06-11-12 11:09 PM #9
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    Mayan?????

    He may be a body builder but his chin is soft as pudding I bet. Can't lift weights with your chin pal.

    Going into a fight with Mayan, I would be heavily favored, proabably -450 or -500 range.
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  10. 06-11-12 11:15 PM #10
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  11. 06-11-12 11:26 PM #11
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    Mayan is the biggest baby here, how many infractions people get because he is a sooking little bitch.
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  12. 06-11-12 11:32 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by brettels View Post
    Mayan is the biggest baby here, how many infractions people get because he is a sooking little bitch.
    Weird... fat fukk go run.


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    Brettles you dumb inbred, its a movie..
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  13. 06-11-12 11:33 PM #13
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    wow there was an identical thread like this by jj gold, except i was left out of this one
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  14. 06-11-12 11:35 PM #14
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    Zeta would get thrown across the planet.
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  15. 06-11-12 11:37 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzelli View Post
    Zeta would get thrown across the planet.






    Mayan, that could very well be the weakest infraction I've ever fukking seen. Brettles is a snitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Weird... fat fukk go run.
    Classic, you are special aren't you.

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    Brettles you dumb inbred, its a movie..



    OH, really? Don't you know everything in the movies is real? Now I'm confused. Or maybe you're just a mexicunt.


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  17. 06-11-12 11:42 PM #17
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    Mayan's main advantage in war would be that no one could see him behind other people b/c hes a short little pussy.
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  18. 06-11-12 11:42 PM #18
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    Mayan shall we lift in 45 minutes?
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  19. 06-11-12 11:44 PM #19
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    it's a battle ground and you're talkin' bout pushups and punching?

    Who has the straightest shot wins.

    Mexican's don't shoot right... it's proven.

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  20. 06-11-12 11:48 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzelli View Post
    Zeta would get thrown across the planet.
    unreal frizzy!!
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  21. 06-11-12 11:52 PM #21
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    I'd put my money on Big Day or any college level wrestler against a street fighter.
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  22. 06-12-12 12:07 AM #22
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    Who the fuk is Brettles??? Fuk you Inbrettles!!!
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  23. 06-12-12 12:10 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by brettels View Post
    Classic, you are special aren't you.
    you making shit up kid???

    Picker, you still on my nuts kid??? Go lose some of your dads/credit money you dumbfukk..
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  24. 06-12-12 12:10 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    you making shit up kid???

    Picker, you still on my nuts kid???
    Maybe if you showered once a year. But I know you live like the mexican super heros... getting a shower can be difficult.
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  25. 06-12-12 12:11 AM #25
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    Add me to the long list of people who aren't fans of King Mayan. He does nothing but cause trouble 24/7 and he's angry all the time.
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  26. 06-12-12 12:13 AM #26
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    I love these Internet tough guys.

    I'm not going to argue with you no more, ginger... I'm dealing with a no life kid... I can't win...
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    Quote Originally Posted by andywend View Post
    Add me to the long list of people who aren't fans of King Mayan. He does nothing but cause trouble 24/7 and he's angry all the time.
    Shut the fuk up twink.
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  28. 06-12-12 12:14 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzelli View Post
    Shut the fuk up twink.
    Frizzer, none of these kids want to meet me... What can I do??
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    SamsNCharge would kick my ass. I am out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    SamsNCharge would kick my ass. I am out.
    I would fight anyone on this site, especially you pal.
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  31. 06-12-12 12:31 AM #31
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    Mayan is just on an off-cycle of his juice. Hence the emotions.


    Cut him some slack guys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Frizzer, none of these kids want to meet me... What can I do??
    I'll meet you under one condition. You bring your parole officer and your wife so I can slap one and make love to the other.
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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzelli View Post
    Who the fuk is Brettles??? Fuk you Inbrettles!!!
    I could kick your ass 200 times before you could finish a 4 word sentence.
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  34. 06-12-12 12:42 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by PickWinnerAllDay View Post
    I'll meet you under one condition. You bring your parole officer and your wife so I can slap one and make love to the other.
    I wonder why a kid with a "high IQ" and "plenty of money" has a hard on for attention on the internetz...

    Go have fun kid, stop following me around...you wouldn't last 30 seconds with me..
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    Quote Originally Posted by brettels View Post
    I could kick your ass 200 times before you could finish a 4 word sentence.
    All his sentences start with 'eh'
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