1. 05-17-12 06:05 PM #1
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    Would You Nail Jane Fonda?

    You've had 7 beers, you're on your way out the door and this 74 year old grabs your sack. Be honest.

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  2. 05-17-12 06:38 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    You've had 7 beers, you're on your way out the door and this 74 year old grabs your sack. Be honest.

    I would bang her just so I could say I banged Jane Fonda.
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  3. 05-17-12 06:40 PM #3
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    it was Okay
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  4. 05-17-12 06:41 PM #4
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    Only with a hammer and nails.
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  5. 05-17-12 06:42 PM #5
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    need to see the coochie first
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  6. 05-17-12 06:48 PM #6
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    as long as i dont see her without makeup

    she was the fittest broad in america when she was 55...shes probably still got the body of a 50 year old now...its up to you whether thats a good thing or not
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  7. 05-17-12 06:55 PM #7
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    that photo is 4 hours of make-up, 2 hours of trying to fit that dress around her, and good lighting. live and in person, once shes naked, it will be like looking at your grandma.
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  8. 05-17-12 07:15 PM #8
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    Yuuuup
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  9. 05-17-12 07:18 PM #9
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    she looks pretty damn good for 74 but her dry pussy might cut your dick off.
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  10. 05-17-12 09:47 PM #10
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    i'd fuk her silly
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  11. 05-17-12 10:07 PM #11
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    No. She is an anti-American communist whore. I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.
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  12. 05-17-12 10:11 PM #12
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    oh yeah I'd do quite a few older famous ladies, just for the "been there done that" I might even consider "others" like Ru Paul or Elton John. Hopefully I'd be able to get my chat roulette up and do it for the benefit of a few sbr posters
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  13. 05-17-12 10:19 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    No. She is an anti-American communist whore. I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.
    that was 40 years ago Opie
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  14. 05-17-12 10:31 PM #14
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    Fukking N.O. Thanks a fukking GRANDMA!!!!
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  15. 05-17-12 10:52 PM #15
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    Commie Loser! First time I agree with Opie!
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  16. 05-17-12 11:00 PM #16
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    Bend her over, fuk her in the ass.

    Yessir
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  17. 05-17-12 11:07 PM #17
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    Hanoi Jane, I don't think so.
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  18. 05-18-12 12:54 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    No. She is an anti-American communist whore. I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.
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  19. 05-18-12 01:03 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by MUHerd37 View Post
    Bow all you want. My dick doesn`t take political affiliations into consideration when it comes to pussy.
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  20. 05-18-12 01:13 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    Bow all you want. My dick doesn`t take political affiliations into consideration when it comes to pussy.
    hahahahah
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  21. 05-18-12 02:24 AM #21
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    IJI = I'd jam it
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  22. 05-18-12 02:43 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    No. She is an anti-American communist whore. I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.
    You sound like my 93-year-old grandfather. He hates her for the same reason.
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  23. 05-18-12 02:55 AM #23
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    JJ would pay her to work with his 2.5 inches of sadness
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  24. 05-18-12 03:07 AM #24
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    Yeah...I would.... under one condition.
    I would have to use Opie's dick when doing her
    so I could inject her with with his Truth, Justice
    and the American Way serum.
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