1. 05-17-12 01:55 PM #1
    milwaukee mike
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    ode to AVRIL poem

    with due respect to the author, isis321

    When I think of Avril Lavigne,
    It is never, 'Complicated'
    Since her arrival on the scene,
    Each day I have masturbated

    Avril is so wickedly hot,
    And she is from Canada too
    I like all of her songs alot,
    All of her lyrics are so true

    She seems to want a 'Skater boi',
    But can she settle for a perv?
    For I would bring her so much joy,
    But I guess her, I don't deserve

    Some people don't like Avril though,
    They think she is a huge poser
    Is she pop or punk, I don't know,
    I just know I want to bang her!

    I read that she can kick some ass,
    And she likes to say the word 'fukk'
    She can take liquor in a glass,
    But can she take my rooster to suck?

    My words may put me in peril,
    I don't mean to be offending
    But each time I look at Avril,
    She gives me a 'Happy Ending'

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  2. 05-17-12 02:01 PM #2
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  3. 05-17-12 02:01 PM #3
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    what a fukkin weirdo
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  4. 05-17-12 02:02 PM #4
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    Mike, you are coming up on your historic 10,000th post. It promises to be a groundbreaking, captivating moment for everyone here at SBR.

    When this happens, promise us it won't be as crappy as this post, okay?
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  5. 05-17-12 02:12 PM #5
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    What are Mrs. Milwaukee's thoughts and opinions about Avril?
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  6. 05-17-12 02:35 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    What are Mrs. Milwaukee's thoughts and opinions about Avril?
    feel free to come to the bash and ask her
    i can't speak for mrs milwaukee without getting in to trouble
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  7. 05-17-12 02:35 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Mike, you are coming up on your historic 10,000th post. It promises to be a groundbreaking, captivating moment for everyone here at SBR.

    When this happens, promise us it won't be as crappy as this post, okay?
    i almost saved this for the 10,000th post but i have something better
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