[statnerds]

and if you pack, dry of hyrdo?

i used to roll. yeah, i remember that day.

[Jimmy Proffett]

You smoke marijuana? ....B b b b b but it's illegal! You are a modern-day James Dean. The epitome of that cool and dangerous combination that drives women crazy. Men want to be you. Society wants you to not smoke weed, but you, good sir, thumb your nose at conventional thinking. Color me impressed!

[statnerds]

let me guess, you were the DB that volcano'd the bowl and spilled the water on the floor.

but hot damn are you cool now...

i was actually referring to loose tobacco. i used to roll but then thought chicks would go more for the wire rim glasses and the pipe. plus it gives you something to do when homos like yourself that try to engage you in conversation about some trivial shit like how the Dead are totally awesome or how much better the world would be if we just all grew our own food and didn't drive cars or eat cows. it is at those times a good pipe cleaning can save a man.


i'm sure a totally rad dude like yourself needs no explanation on the invention of the hookah

anyway, hope you have a swell evening harshing some other folks' mellows.

let me guess, also the guy that has fun fukking with people on a bad trip.



douche