But the thing is you can't say anything in reply which is probably the approach I would take as well so I'll commend you on that.
YO daWG! why the change up from the ebonics homey? Wait, I guess Kumar's back in town.
Sorry guy I'm being a bit harsh but you constantly flexing your e-muscle doesn't quite fit the self portrait of you designed for facebook which was (admit it) probably north of take #10. I guess when you got 'the money shot' you thought it might help you meet females although most likely indians as well but hey at least the girls don't smell so bad, or do they?
Fuk it! Grit your teeth & breath through your mouth bud she probably makes a mean butter chicken.
Sorry pony getting a bit carried away here I'm bored but let's be clear I have nothing against indians, I converse with them all the time whenever I ring technical support for a telco, usually fairly helpful. I do however resent having to hold my breath every time I walk past one, which is probably why this reply turned into 2 paragraphs.
I'll stop now guy, seriously I'm just playing. I'll go along with your internet persona from now on, bol. (best of luck / bollywood)