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YO SBR I got a confession to make... its time you all know the truth
Ok. Lets just get it out in the open. I was abducted by aliens at the age of 7. The Niners had just come back to beat the Bengals 20-16 on that epic 92 yard drive. Montana to Taylor.
So anyway that night I woke up, looked toward the door which was barely open and there was a small 4 foot figure standing just outside the barely open door. I kinda sat up in my bed wondering what it was because it didnt look like anyone in my family.
The figure appeared to be peering in and just as I was about to scream and cover my head with my pillow I found I couldnt move a muscle, and this skinny creature rushed into the room. All I could make out was the silhouette.
It took my blood and did medical experiments on me before the next thing I knew I felt like I was in some kind of doctors office. These things scraped my skin, and they seemed to speak with their eyes. "We wont harm you". They said. "Just do what we say". "Just do what we say".
I told him to shut the fukk up and how dare you abduct me out of my room, Im a Niner fan and we just won the Super Bowl. The Bengals double teamed Rice and Montana found Taylor. How dare you do this to us?
Needless to say, they were not amused.
The door opened and a young alien female entered. She looked half human, half alien, Big , nice legs, etc. I was only 8 years old but I was turned on. I bitchslapped the male aliens and told them to get the fukk out or we are gonna have a serious beef here in a minute. After looking into my eyes and seeing I was serious they seemed to realize not to fukk with human mating rituals and tucked their tails between their legs ans scurried out the door into some other part of their spaceship.
To make a long story short, I lost my virginity to this alien. Not gonna lie, it was a pleasurable experience. I'll never forget, when I was done she pointed to her stomach, then to the stars and and walked out as if saying to me "I am going to bear your child". I just told her to shut the fukk up and bring me something to eat, pounding her for 10 minutes straight made me hungry as hell. The alien left, but never came back with any food or anything.
Anyway the next thing I remember I was back in my room laying in bed thinking the whole thing was a dream until I could still smell the stench of the aliens pussy all over me. Thats when I realized it wasnt a dream. I have never told anyone this, until today.
So ya pretty much ever since then I havent been the same.
Thanks for listening and GL on your plays.
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Originally Posted by brettels
Rock on. Bol with the Royals.
