... in the same night?
Or do you rotate? For example, one night you sleep with your hockey stick. The next night you cuddle up with a croissant. How do you Montreal-ites achieve this?
Ace of Spades told me that in Australia they do it like this:
Sun-Tues: sleeps with a kangaroo
Wed-Fri: sleeps inside a large industrial bbq that is turned off. He throws a few shrimp on the grill (again, not turned on). This way he has an Aussie and a shrimp on the barbie at the same time
Sat: does not go to sleep. pounds down 15 Foster's and wears the uniform of Australia's best women soccer player ... wears high heels and runs thru Melbourne shouting "OZZY OZZY OZZY"