1. I am a known thief who does CC charge backs after I lose because I am a horrible gambler.
2. I have had over 10 usernames
3. I have to change my usernames weekly because I am laughed off the forum
4. I am a gutless coward and cry to the mods every day because people are mean to me.
5. I lie about getting accepted into law school and really need the attention of strangers on a internet gambling forum.
6. I average 600 posts a day
Who am I?