1. 03-05-12 05:05 PM #1
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    Whats your best your momma joke ill start this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    YOUR MOMMA SO SHORT SHE THE ONLY WOMAN I KNOW THAT CAN HIT A BACK FLIP UNDER THE BED
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  2. 03-05-12 07:20 PM #2
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    Yo mamma's ass soooooo big it has it's own congressman.
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  3. 03-05-12 10:09 PM #3
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    Yo mamma so fat, she is on both sides of the family
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  4. 03-05-12 11:51 PM #4
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    Yo mamma is so fat she uses a blanket as a washcloth
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  5. 03-06-12 09:39 AM #5
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    Yo mamma so fat her blood type is Gravy
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  6. 03-06-12 11:27 AM #6
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    Yo mamas so fat I told her to haul ass and it took her two trips.
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  7. 03-06-12 01:02 PM #7
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    Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Don King in a headlock.
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  8. 03-06-12 02:04 PM #8
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    You mamma is like a brick... flat on both sides and gets laid by *****
    Your mamma is like a bowlingball, finger her then throw her in the gutter
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  9. 03-06-12 02:09 PM #9
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    Your momma so old, Jesus was her friend.
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  10. 03-06-12 02:14 PM #10
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  11. 03-07-12 04:01 PM #11
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    your momma so broke when i caught her walking down the street with one shoe on i asked if she lost one and she said "no i found one"
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  12. 04-04-12 11:07 PM #12
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    Yo mama’s so stupid when she saw the sign “Airport Left” she turned around and went home.
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  13. 04-04-12 11:35 PM #13
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    Your mamas soo dumb she took an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
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  14. 04-05-12 03:34 AM #14
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    Your Momma's so fat, she may be related to tt.
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  15. 04-05-12 04:08 AM #15
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    Your mommas so fat after sex she don't smoke a cigarette she smokes a turkey...
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  16. 04-05-12 09:41 AM #16
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    Yo momma's teeth so yellow when she smiles, traffic slows down
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  17. 04-05-12 10:07 AM #17
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    Your mommas so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
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