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    zam77
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    You guys have a woman?

    I got a woman... crazy as hell. Keeps me on my toes, makes me happy though. You guys got a crazy one or no?

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    King Mayan
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    Zammy, a lot of guys here are virgins..

    That should answer your question.

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    yes. her name's Judy. she was my good friend gilbert's babe but I stole her, fukk him. she plays the accordion too. she's a freak in bed, whips and chains.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zam77 View Post
    I got a woman... crazy as hell. Keeps me on my toes, makes me happy though. You guys got a crazy one or no?
    Is it your right hand or left hand?

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    havent had one in years after a really hard break up

    ill be back in the game soon

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    Got myself a keeper.

    GL Zammer

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    JohnGalt2341
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    Quote Originally Posted by DudleyDawson View Post
    yes. her name's Judy. she was my good friend gilbert's babe but I stole her, fukk him. she plays the accordion too. she's a freak in bed, whips and chains.
    Should have stole Lewis's girlfriend instead. Betty Childs is pretty hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zam77 View Post
    I got a woman... crazy as hell. Keeps me on my toes, makes me happy though. You guys got a crazy one or no?
    m guessing u enjoy both types of headjobs then...

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    Boys be smart and keep ur money offshore. That way if things go south u still have something. Words are simply that, words..

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Zammy, a lot of guys here are virgins.. That should answer your question.
    salooooooooooooooooooned. fukin virgin mod maybe?

    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Is it your right hand or left hand?
    smokey... i use my right. fuking swear i'll never stop hammering my cawk. can't help it... real girl or nawt.

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    She gone out of town

    She come back in few weeks

    She took rabbit vibrator with her. She love that thing.

    She going to have to get used to real thing again

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    mine is so crazy! unreal crazy jealous. If i dont text her back immediately im getting text from her saying " i hope she is worth it, i hope she is better than me " and when in reality my ass is at work sleeping

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    Best thing about a good marriage is I don't have to worry about making any decisions anymore

    Married guys will understand that one easier than you young single degens

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    Quote Originally Posted by clynnm17 View Post
    mine is so crazy! unreal crazy jealous. If i dont text her back immediately im getting text from her saying " i hope she is worth it, i hope she is better than me " and when in reality my ass is at work sleeping
    Sounds like an absolute head case, girls are usually jealous but that's pushing it.

    Used to, just broke up with a long term gf, couple months ago now, she was a 10 and A1 personality, italians love to argue though, and I was starting to realize regardless of how hot/great the gf is, you always want more.
    She also didn't appreciate me sometimes prioritizing capping over paying attention to her, I guess none do.
    I pointed out to her that with me quitting DJ'ing last year, I'm making more $$$ gambling now I'm doing it more than I did while I was dj'ing (even though $250 an hour ''mixing music' is just about as easy as it gets.) Plus she doesn't have to worry about the young girls 'in the clurrb' if I'm not out playing, and I get to spend some of my winnings on the designer things girls crave. Reluctantly she stopped bothering me about it after I dropped a couple stacks on a bag for her bday. In saying all of that, 4 years is a decent stretch when you're only 24 but there comes a time when a man needs some variety.

    Will probably steer clear of anything serious for a while, single life is great

    & yes, I'm very bored.

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