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    ESPN Tim Kurkjan arrested

    No details yet cbss sports reports Kurkjan was at a hotdog stand with a minor and waiting for further details

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    .....

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    Whaaaaaaa!?
    No way!

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    havent seen anything on it

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    Uh, no.

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    WTF????

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    bring back harold reynolds!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    havent seen anything on it
    Hey, you fukk! I saw your original post. This isn't what you said. Why the fukk doesn't it say edited under your post?

    What in the fukk is going on here???

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    If it is false user could get banned

    Risky here

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Hey, you fukk! I saw your original post. This isn't what you said. Why the fukk doesn't it say edited under your post? What in the fukk is going on here???
    its called a ninja edit opie, if you submit something and then edit it without leaving the page and going back to it, it wont show up as edited...tricky huh?

    and honestly i cant stand this guy i wonder if/why he got pinched lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Hey, you fukk! I saw your original post. This isn't what you said. Why the fukk doesn't it say edited under your post?

    What in the fukk is going on here???

    opers are u ok? I am not against the recreational use of drugs but if I perceive that a friend of mine may have a problem, i will consider stepping in

    opers u ok pal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    opers are u ok? I am not against the recreational use of drugs but if I perceive that a friend of mine may have a problem, i will consider stepping in
    opers u ok pal?
    Don't patronize me, you fukk.

    I know what I saw, Peter. I'm on you like Diego's cheap cologne, pal. And no thread about you and the boys hanging out at your local gay strip club is going to distract me this time, son.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    If it is false user could get banned Risky here
    shut up

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    if you edit within a certain amount of time an edit does not show up

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    havent seen nothing on this either

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Don't patronize me, you fukk.

    I know what I saw, Peter. I'm on you like Diego's cheap cologne, pal. And no thread about you and the boys hanging out at your local gay strip club is going to distract me this time, son.

    opie i know that at this exact moment you may think that whatever chemical has a hold over you is something you will never be able to beat, but if you want to, you can. You have people who care about you, and professionals who will be able to help you every step of the way.

    What drugs or substances have you been abusing? Depending of which one or ones they are, there may be a period of withdrawal that will have to be managed, or if it is one of the psychedelics, there may be a "comedown" period that should be managed and overseen by a professional.

    But opie, you CAN get through this.

    Are you alone? You are in Dallas, right? Would you be willing to go with an interventionist if we send one to your house? Please don't go away from SBR right now, we need to stay in contact with you in order to help you.
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    false. ban. done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    opie i know that at this exact moment you may think that whatever chemical has a hold over you is something you will never be able to beat, but if you want to, you can. You have people who care about you, and professionals who will be able to help you every step of the way.
    What drugs or substances have you been abusing? Depending of which one or ones they are, there may be a period of withdrawal that will have to be managed, or if it is one of the psychedelics, there may be a "comedown" period that should be managed and overseen by a professional.
    But opie, you CAN get through this.
    Are you alone? You are in Dallas, right? Would you be willing to go with an interventionist if we send one to your house? Please don't go away from SBR right now, we need to stay in contact with you in order to help you.
    I'll strangle you, you muslim fukk.

    I know what I saw, Pete. Don't make me do something we'll both regret, Pete. You're not in your studio loft with a view in Hells Kitchen anymore, pal. This is the real fukkin' world.

    How about I catch a plane down there and take a water hose and wash that mud hut you share with the other 8 guys in the video right to the ground, pal?
    Last edited by opie1988; 02-24-12 at 03:08 PM. Reason: because when you edit a post it should fukkin' say so!

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I'll strangle you, you muslim fukk.

    I know what I saw, Pete. Don't make me do something we'll both regret, Pete. You're not in your studio loft with a view in Hells Kitchen anymore, pal. This is the real fukkin' world.

    How about I catch a plane down there and take a water hose and wash that mud hut you share with the other 8 guys in the video right to the ground, pal?
    First of all please respect my religion. Islam is a religion of peace, love, tolerance and brotherhood. I respect all the goofy wacky sh*t everyone knows is wrong about whitey Christianity, for example Mormons and the the Holy Youkarist or whatever, I don't even know, but everyone knows it's all BS but I still respect it anyway, so I would ask the same in return.

    Secondly, violent outbursts plus reality distortions/delusions plus presentation of psychotic indications makes me think this is PCP or crystal meth aka "ice". Based on your demographic, ethnographic and physiognometric profile I would say meth is more likely.

    I'm not going to tell you the next few hours or even days will be easy but I can tell you that after the initial difficult period it gets better and easier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    false. ban. done.

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    obviously he is a terrorist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    First of all please respect my religion. Islam is a religion of peace, love, tolerance and brotherhood. I respect all the goofy wacky sh*t everyone knows is wrong about whitey Christianity, for example Mormons and the the Holy Youkarist or whatever, I don't even know, but everyone knows it's all BS but I still respect it anyway, so I would ask the same in return. Secondly, violent outbursts plus reality distortions/delusions plus presentation of psychotic indications makes me think this is PCP or crystal meth aka "ice". Based on your demographic, ethnographic and physiognometric profile I would say meth is more likely. I'm not going to tell you the next few hours or even days will be easy but I can tell you that after the initial difficult period it gets better and easier.
    what does the red sox 3rd baseman have to do with the holy eucharist?

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    Ban this broke dikk fukk. I just called my buddy ripping kirkjian for being a sandusky. Fukker giving out false info. Now I look like a sick fukk in my community.

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    Quote Originally Posted by griz View Post
    Ban this broke dikk fukk. I just called my buddy ripping kirkjian for being a sandusky. Fukker giving out false info. Now I look like a sick fukk in my community.
    all I needed now you can ban me

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    OP being investigating by sbr right now

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingJD31 View Post
    all I needed now you can ban me
    Why would making something up like that about someone seem funny to you?

    The only purpose it served was to remove any doubt that you're a fukkin' idiot kid.

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    Opie...what in the hell is going on in here? You need some back up?

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    kids

    thats what we have now

    fukkin kids on play time

    ban OP, lets get back to fukkin pickin winners and breakin legs

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    everytime i see him on tv i will wonder that maybe it is true

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    i think timmy k's handle when posting here at sbr was givemeabj...can anyone confirm?... guy was sharp as a tack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by griz View Post
    Ban this broke dikk fukk. I just called my buddy ripping kirkjian for being a sandusky. Fukker giving out false info. Now I look like a sick fukk in my community.
    Please tell me you told your friend he was at a hotdog

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    Quote Originally Posted by griz View Post
    Ban this broke dikk fukk. I just called my buddy ripping kirkjian for being a sandusky. Fukker giving out false info. Now I look like a sick fukk in my community.
    Yep, I texted two buddies the same thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    kids

    thats what we have now

    fukkin kids on play time

    ban OP, lets get back to fukkin pickin winners and breakin legs
    This forum is fade gold don't get ahead of yourself

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I'll strangle you, you muslim fukk.

    I know what I saw, Pete. Don't make me do something we'll both regret, Pete. You're not in your studio loft with a view in Hells Kitchen anymore, pal. This is the real fukkin' world.

    How about I catch a plane down there and take a water hose and wash that mud hut you share with the other 8 guys in the video right to the ground, pal?

    pretty good

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