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    Is this guy cursed or lucky boys...

    Here is the conundrum a close friend is dealing with....is he cursed or lucky SBR? HAD to bring this to the most ethical and dynamic groups of guys in sports forum land

    32 years old and married and has one child (4) and the wife (27) is pretty hot but has grown bitchy recently

    He's always had a thing for his wife's younger sister (22) and they started messing around beginning of football season. Idiot got her pregnant and they just told his wife earlier this week. The wife, after going through the motions of shock, has agreed to stay with him because she thinks they can work it out and also making sure their child doesn't grow up in a broken home. The now pregnant sister in law is keeping the child regardless so comments with the option of abortion/adoption are out. She's also asked him to think of possibly leaving the wife and start over with her and the soon to be kid.

    What the hell do you do? How does that even work having a kid with two women who are sisters...not incest but the kids still have to call the girls Aunt right? And he can pretty much trade up to a younger hotter and less bitchy relationship if he went that route too right?

    Cursed or lucky? JJ chime in here pal

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    They sound trashy as hell. All three of them.

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    there's no rule that says they can't all be one family and be a just be a little different. i don't know. they could decide to make it a big pain in the ass or not.

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    oh yea , watched this episode on jerry springer last week

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    Quote Originally Posted by itchypickle View Post
    Here is the conundrum a close friend is dealing with....is he cursed or lucky SBR? HAD to bring this to the most ethical and dynamic groups of guys in sports forum land

    32 years old and married and has one child (4) and the wife (27) is pretty hot but has grown bitchy recently

    He's always had a thing for his wife's younger sister (22) and they started messing around beginning of football season. Idiot got her pregnant and they just told his wife earlier this week. The wife, after going through the motions of shock, has agreed to stay with him because she thinks they can work it out and also making sure their child doesn't grow up in a broken home. The now pregnant sister in law is keeping the child regardless so comments with the option of abortion/adoption are out. She's also asked him to think of possibly leaving the wife and start over with her and the soon to be kid.

    What the hell do you do? How does that even work having a kid with two women who are sisters...not incest but the kids still have to call the girls Aunt right? And he can pretty much trade up to a younger hotter and less bitchy relationship if he went that route too right?

    Cursed or lucky? JJ chime in here pal
    I would say the only thing he is for certain....

    Is a first class piece of sh*t.

    Any prikk that cares so little for his wife and young child as to put them thru stuff like this is nothing but a miserable prikk.

    I hope screwing up an entire family was worth it to him.

    Nothing personal, Itch. You know you're one of my favorite posters on here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    oh yea , watched this episode on jerry springer last week





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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    oh yea , watched this episode on jerry springer last week
    First thing that came to mind when I was trying to explain what I heard to my better half

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    Why do people get married and still do that kind of crap is beyond me

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    this freaks me out

    ok, so you are banging some hole on the side-big deal

    BUT WHY THE FUK DO YOU C U M INSIDE THE BITCH??????????????????????

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    Use condoms people.. Is this guy, santorums brother??

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I would say the only thing he is for certain....

    Is a first class piece of sh*t.

    Any prikk that cares so little for his wife and young child as to put them thru stuff like this is nothing but a miserable prikk.

    I hope screwing up an entire family was worth it to him.

    Nothing personal, Itch. You know you're one of my favorite posters on here.
    Yep a few of us have called him that and worse...always gotta be those 2 or 3 longtime friends that hit a point in life and just go into self destruct mode.

    Hey no worries...I can sleep with both eyes shut knowing it won't be me waking up with a vengeful female hovering over me with a gun tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Use condoms people.. Is this guy, santorums brother??

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    How can you even have lucky as an option. This dude is in for a world of pain and drama. There could even be a homicide. Sucks to be him. Good luck with all that.

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    Cursed? No
    Lucky? Not so much
    Made a bad choice? Yes

    Doesn't really matter how hot her sister is...this is a bad deal...

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I would say the only thing he is for certain....

    Is a first class piece of sh*t.

    Any prikk that cares so little for his wife and young child as to put them thru stuff like this is nothing but a miserable prikk.

    I hope screwing up an entire family was worth it to him.

    Nothing personal, Itch. You know you're one of my favorite posters on here.
    This! He is definately cursed, but not the way you mean it here! He is cursed for being so fuckin dumb to put his family through this...

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    Easiest solution is buy a triple wide trailer, move to Nevada and start a reality show.

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    Is that seriously real life?? I guess they could try and just be dysfunctional and make the most of it, but what a group of idiots...
    I dont count the wife in that though, now that is a betrayal that would be hard to deal with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    oh yea , watched this episode on jerry springer last week

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    sounds like hell on earth to me

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    Unforntunately poor kids in this scenario will not have an option in being raised by classless morons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firehoyt View Post
    Easiest solution is buy a triple wide trailer, move to Nevada and start a reality show.
    Do they really make triple wides?

    I did see those doomsday prep people the other night on some show....they took steel shipping containers and connected them somehow...the narrator said people are actually doing this because it's more economical than trailers now?

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