1. 02-07-12 11:37 PM #1
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    I think I got hustled in Vegas

    so the first night I'm here I'm eating dinner at PF Changs because I have a gift card and these two chicks sit down at the bar next to me. this one blond is probably an 8.5 to 9 only because she's a vegetarian and I suspected she had fake boobs, otherwise a 10. I'm firing on her pretty strong and I'm even nice two her not so hot friend just to be cordial.

    well we're all hanging out for awhile and I think I'm getting some from this girl when out of the blue she says she has a fiancé and but her friend is single. now this girl is probably a 3 or 4 but now I'm so horny I can't help myself. I'm drunk and horny so I hook up with this girl but would have never done so had the hot chick not warmed me up. you've heard of a swoop and squat or a bait and switch? well I think I got swooped and screwed out here in Vegas, well played bitches.

    I'm winning at poker though
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  2. 02-08-12 12:15 AM #2
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  3. 02-08-12 12:19 AM #3
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  5. 02-08-12 12:21 AM #5
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  6. 02-08-12 12:22 AM #6
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  7. 02-08-12 12:23 AM #7
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    i hope you caught aids
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  8. 02-08-12 12:27 AM #8
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    u got free pussy and YOU got scammed
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  9. 02-08-12 12:32 AM #9
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    Makes complete sense to me. I hear ya buddy
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  10. 02-08-12 12:32 AM #10
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    I think I get it. The fat ugly chick can brag to her friends that she got porked by the incredibly handsome TheCentaur. Her babe friend was behind the two-way mirror taking pics. Proof

    Hustled!
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  11. 02-08-12 12:34 AM #11
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    I think you got rooted - pardon the pun.

    It happens all the time. Hot girl pulls the rug out from under you late in the night and leaves you with her ugly friend.

    Only way minger girls gets laid is via the handball.

    You gotta hand it to them. Its foolproof.
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  12. 02-08-12 12:35 AM #12
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    what was the guys name?

    -stash
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  13. 02-08-12 12:45 AM #13
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    stories are out of control on sbr.
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  14. 02-08-12 12:49 AM #14
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  16. 02-08-12 01:07 AM #16
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    it happens everwhere , gl
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  17. 02-08-12 01:14 AM #17
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    I like it Centaur. Sometimes you've gotta settle!
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    Classic switcheroo .. you been played sir
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  32. 02-08-12 09:21 AM #32
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  33. 02-08-12 09:23 AM #33
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    Pics of the Chang's Chicken Lettuce Wrap or it didn't happen.....
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  35. 02-08-12 09:24 AM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gee View Post
    I think you got rooted - pardon the pun.

    It happens all the time. Hot girl pulls the rug out from under you late in the night and leaves you with her ugly friend.

    Only way minger girls gets laid is via the handball.

    You gotta hand it to them. Its foolproof.
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