1. 02-06-12 08:44 AM #1
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    Psychopath Test

    My wife got the answer right off the bat, it gives me shivers to this day.

    Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads.

    A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.




    Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?



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    Answer:




    She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again.
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  2. 02-06-12 08:49 AM #2
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    I guess I'm a psycho too.
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  3. 02-06-12 08:50 AM #3
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    I was thinking it was her sisters man and she wanted him for herself.

    If your wife got that, wow!
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  4. 02-06-12 09:07 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by MJT1212 View Post
    I was thinking it was her sisters man and she wanted him for herself.

    If your wife got that, wow!
    What makes it even scarier is that afterward she was saying she just got the answer because she's smart. She thought the answer was perfectly logical. That scares the hell out of me, she can be very sadistic and cruel and she only shows remorse when I beg her to. She has very little sympathy.
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  5. 02-06-12 09:07 AM #5
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    Has nothing to do with intelligence as there could be more than one right answer to this. The answer just gives a glimpse into the subject's mind. The one your wife came up with is pretty brutal
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  6. 02-06-12 09:11 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by cleaveland View Post
    That scares the hell out of me, she can be very sadistic and cruel and she only shows remorse when I beg her to.
    WTF who wears the pants in this thing son? Grow a pair and slap her in the face with them
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  7. 02-06-12 09:14 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by cleaveland View Post

    What makes it even scarier is that afterward she was saying she just got the answer because she's smart. She thought the answer was perfectly logical. That scares the hell out of me, she can be very sadistic and cruel and she only shows remorse when I beg her to. She has very little sympathy.
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  8. 02-06-12 09:14 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by MJT1212 View Post
    I was thinking it was her sisters man and she wanted him for herself.

    If your wife got that, wow!
    I thought the same thing.

    This is interesting, do you have any more of these?
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  9. 02-06-12 09:14 AM #9
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    Of course it's logical. Crazy but what other logic is there in this instance with the given info?
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  10. 02-06-12 10:38 AM #10
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    thats pretty stupid

    my answer was because she has a severe psychological disorder, which is strongly hinted at by the fact that she thought she met her dream guy after meeting him once at her mom's funeral (and then didn't ask for his number or name)

    and anyway why in the hell would she think the guy would show up at her sister's funeral??? Just because he was there at her mom's? If he knows her sister so well that he would show up at her funeral, then she could probably just ask her sister and find out who he is

    not a good test
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  11. 02-06-12 09:52 PM #11
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    if the answer was satan, that would definitely be more psychopathic

    was sure i had the right answer...damn
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  12. 02-06-12 11:08 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by MJT1212 View Post
    I was thinking it was her sisters man and she wanted him for herself.

    If your wife got that, wow!
    Me 2
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  13. 02-06-12 11:12 PM #13
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    That thing is about 15 years old.
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  14. 02-06-12 11:14 PM #14
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    Not bashing it, it is pretty cool if you have no heard it before.
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  15. 02-06-12 11:15 PM #15
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    no mames
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  16. 02-06-12 11:19 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by cleaveland View Post
    What makes it even scarier is that afterward she was saying she just got the answer because she's smart. She thought the answer was perfectly logical. That scares the hell out of me, she can be very sadistic and cruel and she only shows remorse when I beg her to. She has very little sympathy.
    you need to divorce your wife i'm not kidding. i use to see a girl who was incredibly mean-spirited, she'd always talk very harshly about everyone behind their backs (which is a huge red flag) and she never showed any compassion for anyone. was into sex but wasn't loving at all very cold person.
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  17. 02-06-12 11:28 PM #17
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    test means nothing. could have been the guy was her sister's bf and killing her for that would have been just as extreme to be considered "psychopathic" all the same

    op is hugely pussy whipped

    she can be very sadistic and cruel and she only shows remorse when I beg her to. She has very little sympathy.

    how big is her strapon

    or is this another rearloadedesque troll attempt
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  18. 02-06-12 11:33 PM #18
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    agreed. and the op better not have kids with this witch what a miserable kkunt she must be.
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  19. 02-06-12 11:35 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    thats pretty stupid

    my answer was because she has a severe psychological disorder, which is strongly hinted at by the fact that she thought she met her dream guy after meeting him once at her mom's funeral (and then didn't ask for his number or name)

    and anyway why in the hell would she think the guy would show up at her sister's funeral??? Just because he was there at her mom's? If he knows her sister so well that he would show up at her funeral, then she could probably just ask her sister and find out who he is

    not a good test

    This.

    Plus your wife is probably a sociopath. Only a sociopath or one with sociopathic tendencies would give the answer your wife would.
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  20. 02-06-12 11:40 PM #20
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    just bookmarked this thread and will be using it as a final test question for future love interests, shit's giving me the creeps. will pray that the op doesn't wind up deeply depressed or even dead.
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  21. 02-07-12 12:20 AM #21
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    Sociopath is the better term.

    Psychopath is the part of falling in love at first sight, then acting upon it.

    I mean, if you're older than fifteen, we've all been there, love at first sight, blah, blah... but after awhile, if you don't have the mental stability to control your impulses, you're psychopathic. So, even if she killed her sister, whom she had feelings for, she's still a psychopath.

    Your wife is a sociopath. Both are bad. But if she's a non-violent sociopath, that's better than a violent psychopath.

    Hell, I'd think half of SBR are sociopaths.

    My mom was a sociopath, but she never killed nobody and was a tax-paying citizen till her death.
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  22. 02-07-12 12:21 AM #22
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    i BEG OF YOU NOT TO PROCREATE WITH THIS WOMAN

    and leave immediately
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  23. 02-07-12 02:21 AM #23
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    agreed, that she is a sociopath.....this is pretty interesting, and the answer your wife gave is one of a sociopath, not psychopath....
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  24. 02-07-12 08:00 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyLineDawg View Post
    agreed, that she is a sociopath.....this is pretty interesting, and the answer your wife gave is one of a sociopath, not psychopath....
    Psychopath and Sociopath are really the same thing.

    The test is bogus anyway. It does NOT mean that the OP's wife is a psycho. You cannot simply conclude that someone is a psychopath by simply having them answer one question.

    It's more along the lines of a riddle or joke.

    "Why did a woman kill her sister after falling in love with a man she met at her mothers funeral?"

    "In hopes that he would show up to her sisters funeral as well."
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  25. 02-07-12 08:03 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by MJT1212 View Post
    I was thinking it was her sisters man and she wanted him for herself.

    If your wife got that, wow!
    Same thing I was thinking.
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  26. 02-07-12 08:14 PM #26
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    Just hope she doesn't see someone she likes at your mothers funeral
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    I thought it was because they had different dads and it was the sisters dad. And the sister wouldn't approve of them being together.

    So, I don't know what that answer says about me.
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    OP, is your wife cruel to animals? I've always heard you should stay clear of those type of folks.
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  29. 02-07-12 09:02 PM #29
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    Sociopath's dont feel strong emotion, so she wouldnt have fallen in love with the guy.
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  30. 02-07-12 09:28 PM #30
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    If he's attending family funerals wouldn't that mean he's family or related in some way that's the only reason I wouldn't think of that sick
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  31. 02-07-12 09:34 PM #31
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    Actually that's not the test. the correct question is "a few days later, the sister dies. how did the sister die."

    If you answer "the girl killed her because she wants the guy to come to the funeral" then you are a psychopath or sociopath or whatever the test tells you.
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  32. 02-07-12 11:50 PM #32
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    cleaveland - have you begun divorce proceedings yet? forum needs to hear back from you great thread
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  33. 02-08-12 01:55 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by SportsPedagogy View Post
    That thing is about 15 years old.
    first video to be uploaded on youtube
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    Quote Originally Posted by DemoralizdDreamr View Post
    first video to be uploaded on youtube
    LOL.

    No.

    First video on youtube is titled "Me at the Zoo" by a Youtube founder.

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