[MJT1212]

I think of that everytime i see milwaukee mikes avatar pic

[MJT1212]

WANT* i mean. im drunk and becoming quiet illiterate while doing so

[MJT1212]

[MJT1212]

Alright I'm done. goodnight everyone. time to go out

[Roxxyfish]

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[sideloaded]

me too bro

[Roxxyfish]

your ads say no you wont you queer

me too bro

[cecil127]

shes developed into quite the looker hasnt she?

[bettilimbroke999]

She's just one sex tape with a hideous black from being as big as Kim Kardashian

[Dutch]

Skinny little tom boy. Pass.

I want to fuk Rachael Ray.

[sickler]

Add me to the yes camp

Avril all grown up

[thetrinity]

always had a thing for this girl

[milwaukee mike]

i guess i have to post in this thread to make mjt want it more

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Meh...

I've licked it...

Tastes like chicken.

[beerman2619]

i've always had a thing for Paula Dean

[NHL Pro Capper]

it was summer 1998, I was in Perth Ontario with a bunch of buddies, we went to a house party with live music, was ok, kinda grungy, but we got some good booze in us. It was a big lot, lots of land, bon fires, about 100 ppl. Was very chill. I was sitting near the fire when a 2 girls came up to me and asked if i had a light, i did. I lit their roach and they gave me a few tokes.

I chatted with them for 20 min when one girl left. The other stayed and we got drunk and high together. She was not good looking at all. Brown hair, jeans, and a black sweater. She had no makeup on and was really thin. No titties. I love big titties so i wasnt really turned on by her, but she was ok. So eventually we started making out. She rubbed my c$^k over my pants and i massaged her vaggy. We didnt have sex, or any oral. Just some 1st base stuff and a lot of kissing. About 3am her friend came, and i walked her to a car their friends were driving. She gave me her number. I never called her.

This was all a few years before she got big. I saw her one more time in 1999 at a band festival, chatted for 10 min, i was hooked up then and had no interest in her.

in 2001, she hit it. Her name was Avril Lavigne. This is a true story and my local claim to fame. I swear to god this is true. I don't expect anyone to believe me but it is.

You should know she is not well liked here. She never comes home, and she completely sold out her band. When she was gigging here, and got an audition from singing at a music festival, she did not tell her band and when they flew her out to LA to sing, she ditched them. She moved to NY and wrote for a year. She never kept in touch with anyone and is very superficial. Her whole punk act is fake, and shes now a total bitch. Fame and money really got her. She is welcome home by her "fans" but not the real people that travelled with her to shitty bars and gigs and got her those auditions.

She does give a good penis rub thou. Small tongue thou, but aggressive. Always regretted not calling her back but under all that makeup and stuff she isnt anything special.

[NeverBackDown]

[sickler]

[Cruizer]

lol.

[NHL Pro Capper]

I knew you guys would call me a liar, so i scanned my sacred photo taken that night by my buddy, i was just waitin for the haters to come out.

The pic is crap but only an idiot will think it's not her. Had to block out my face with paint cause i don't want you losers knowing what I look like. Sorry f*g.s

SO FU SUCKERS, I GOT TO MAKE OUT WITH AVRIL, SUCK IT

[milwaukee mike]

pro capper don't get down just because one or two people here call you a liar

i believe you and i would guess the vast majority would too

i think your story probably applies to a lot of famous musicians, seems like it usually takes being a real asshole/bitch to be really big in the music industry unfortunately.

[milwaukee mike]

and if you really want to shut up the haters/doubters you would need that picture unblocked, and then another picture of yourself with an sbr sign

but i wouldn't spend too much time defending yourself on here, it's usually an exercise in futility because there are quite a few cockroaches that will still say it's fake

[sickler]

I knew you guys would call me a liar, so i scanned my sacred photo taken that night by my buddy, i was just waitin for the haters to come out.

The pic is crap but only an idiot will think it's not her. Had to block out my face with paint cause i don't want you losers knowing what I look like. Sorry f*g.s

SO FU SUCKERS, I GOT TO MAKE OUT WITH AVRIL, SUCK IT

hahahahaha...that's solid proof. A pic of her with an old boyfriend from a fan site.

[sickler]

Avril is smokin' hot though!!!

[757sFinest]

I bet it stinks.

[SATERSTYLE]

I knew you guys would call me a liar, so i scanned my sacred photo taken that night by my buddy, i was just waitin for the haters to come out.

The pic is crap but only an idiot will think it's not her. Had to block out my face with paint cause i don't want you losers knowing what I look like. Sorry f*g.s

SO FU SUCKERS, I GOT TO MAKE OUT WITH AVRIL, SUCK IT

Honestly I believed the story until I saw you pull out this bullshit picture with a blacked out face

[Dad]

Pro Capper, you lucky bastard!

[sickler]

Pro Capper, you lucky bastard!

LOL, only on the internet eh...fantasy becomes reality

[QuantumLeap]

it was summer 1998, I was in Perth Ontario with a bunch of buddies, we went to a house party with live music, was ok, kinda grungy, but we got some good booze in us. It was a big lot, lots of land, bon fires, about 100 ppl. Was very chill. I was sitting near the fire when a 2 girls came up to me and asked if i had a light, i did. I lit their roach and they gave me a few tokes.

I chatted with them for 20 min when one girl left. The other stayed and we got drunk and high together. She was not good looking at all. Brown hair, jeans, and a black sweater. She had no makeup on and was really thin. No titties. I love big titties so i wasnt really turned on by her, but she was ok. So eventually we started making out. She rubbed my c$^k over my pants and i massaged her vaggy. We didnt have sex, or any oral. Just some 1st base stuff and a lot of kissing. About 3am her friend came, and i walked her to a car their friends were driving. She gave me her number. I never called her.

This was all a few years before she got big. I saw her one more time in 1999 at a band festival, chatted for 10 min, i was hooked up then and had no interest in her.

in 2001, she hit it. Her name was Avril Lavigne. This is a true story and my local claim to fame. I swear to god this is true. I don't expect anyone to believe me but it is.

You should know she is not well liked here. She never comes home, and she completely sold out her band. When she was gigging here, and got an audition from singing at a music festival, she did not tell her band and when they flew her out to LA to sing, she ditched them. She moved to NY and wrote for a year. She never kept in touch with anyone and is very superficial. Her whole punk act is fake, and shes now a total bitch. Fame and money really got her. She is welcome home by her "fans" but not the real people that travelled with her to shitty bars and gigs and got her those auditions.

She does give a good penis rub thou. Small tongue thou, but aggressive. Always regretted not calling her back but under all that makeup and stuff she isnt anything special.

Capper, I don't care if it's true or not. Just the fact that you put so much effort into the small chance that one of us were able to hook up with her deserves a nomination.

[sickler]

Capper, I don't care if it's true or not. Just the fact that you put so much effort into the small chance that one of us were able to hook up with her deserves a nomination.

It's almost worthy of Penthouse Forum

A for effort

[milwaukee mike]

can we get some odds from dax in the sbr sportsbook?

odds nhlprocapper will prove he was with avril lavigne back in 1998 through photos on or before march 1, 2012
yes +300
no -350

odds nhlprocapper will prove his pecker got rubbed by avril through eyewitness testimony or photos
yes +20000
no -99999

[chargers4222]

LOL face blacked out.... no "black sweater"....looks like she's wearing makeup to me....why do you people do this? why do you post detailed hour long writeups and stories on complete lies? your lives are that empty? you have that little self esteem? then the people who post "NICE SCORE MAN DID YOU FONDLE HER CLIT OH MAN YOU ARE THE MAN"....what is wrong with you? what is wrong with you people? seriously

[Dutch]

....a black sweater. She had no makeup on...

Liar.

[sickler]

hahahahahahahaha

Buried!!!!!

[kmarinouofm]

anyone track down this photo..