1. 01-17-12 01:42 AM #1
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    Never 'met' anyone hornier than Dad?

    This guy is a ******* horny machine

    Dad tell us a bit about yourself?

    Guarantee you are fukkin married and wife has not put out since the Gulf War
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  2. 01-17-12 01:43 AM #2
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    He travels to TJ 3x a week
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  3. 01-17-12 01:46 AM #3
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    I agree Mathy but he is only horny when he is posting under "DAD", when he uses his other handles he is not horny at all.....just a normal poster.
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  4. 01-17-12 02:25 AM #4
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    other handles? he should be banned then

    how old is he
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  5. 01-30-12 01:29 PM #5
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    Mathy, I am not married. I am horny quite often though.

    Sammy, I havent been to TJ in over 8 years even though its not too far away. I do need to make it down there one of these days. King Mayan has offerd to go with me. Can I trust him?
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  6. 01-30-12 01:35 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    King Mayan has offerd to go with me. Can I trust him?
    Mayan is a 5'3" 240 lb illegal immigrant Mexican. He has a few warrants out for evading child support but he's not very violent. I probably wouldn't trust him, so definitely don't bring too much cash with you.
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  7. 01-30-12 01:36 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Mathy, I am not married. I am horny quite often though.

    Sammy, I havent been to TJ in over 8 years even though its not too far away. I do need to make it down there one of these days. King Mayan has offerd to go with me. Can I trust him?
    dad king mayan only goes to tijuana for horse steroids
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  8. 01-30-12 01:37 PM #8
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    somtimes the hunger of the EYES does not match the readiness of the Roooooster.
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  9. 01-30-12 01:37 PM #9
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    Dad is 35, bearded, compulsive masturbater
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  10. 01-30-12 01:39 PM #10
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    Daddy is good people
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  11. 01-30-12 01:40 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    Dad is 35, bearded, compulsive masturbater
    This is close on a couple of things.
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  12. 01-30-12 01:47 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    This is close on a couple of things.
    I know which two.

    You will deny the masturbating part but more than six times a day is considered compulsive, dad.

    I win!
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  13. 01-30-12 01:52 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Daddy is good people
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  14. 01-30-12 03:39 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    I know which two.

    You will deny the masturbating part but more than six times a day is considered compulsive, dad.

    I win!
    nobody over 35 can jerk off more than six times a day, physically impossible.

    believe me i've tried while looking at dad's "girls flipping the bird" thread
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  15. 01-30-12 03:49 PM #15
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    i can, jerked off 3 times already

    Usually midnight, 3 am, 7 am, 11 am, 2 to 3 pm and 9 or 10 pm
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  16. 01-30-12 03:56 PM #16
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    Me so horny

    Uh so horny
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  17. 01-30-12 03:56 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    nobody over 35 can jerk off more than six times a day, physically impossible.

    believe me i've tried while looking at dad's "girls flipping the bird" thread
    6x a day? Your killing me, if you paid me I couldn't release even 3x a day. Shit, I release about twice a month. Shit doesn't even interest me that much. It's what happens after you hit 55 years old.
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  18. 01-30-12 03:59 PM #18
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    I do enjoy Daddy's other two posting handles. It really shows the diversity that Dad has as a poster. It's funny because when I post under my other three handles they really are far really different from one another. It's what JJ has asked for and he wants the controversy to continue.
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  19. 01-30-12 04:14 PM #19
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    Illini, stop before you get Warrior1 riled up again.
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  20. 01-30-12 04:37 PM #20
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    Daddy bald, like Sickler said big beard..a guy you would never ever want to be alone with
    6ft, 277...has not been laid in 10 years, always talking to girls online wheras you pay a chick and she does things
    He posts in sweats all the time..no job
    Neighbors say he is the guy to stay away from

    Watch out
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  21. 01-30-12 04:40 PM #21
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    Dad solid guy but may have a porn addiction problem
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  22. 01-30-12 04:41 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    I do enjoy Daddy's other two posting handles. It really shows the diversity that Dad has as a poster. It's funny because when I post under my other three handles they really are far really different from one another. It's what JJ has asked for and he wants the controversy to continue.
    Daddy is this true?
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  23. 01-30-12 04:54 PM #23
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    I wonder if Dad has heard of the deep web. That's where the true goldmine of happy times are at.
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  24. 01-30-12 05:15 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Daddy bald, like Sickler said big beard..a guy you would never ever want to be alone with
    6ft, 277...has not been laid in 10 years, always talking to girls online wheras you pay a chick and she does things
    He posts in sweats all the time..no job
    Neighbors say he is the guy to stay away from

    Watch out
    You just described your own god damn self minus the beard part and u weigh 250 not 270.
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  25. 01-30-12 05:26 PM #25
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    I don't think Dad is hornier than 90% of the guys on here....he's just more motivated to help everyone out
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  26. 01-30-12 06:00 PM #26
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  27. 01-30-12 06:04 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post

    Dad solid guy but may have a porn addiction problem
    Mathy, I do not post porn on SBR. I did it once and got infracted for it. I only post classy pictures now.

    Look...





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  28. 01-30-12 10:43 PM #28
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    i picture him as one of the guys if you go out to a bar with him undressing every girl with his eyes creeping them out completely and saying nothing ever.
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  29. 01-31-12 10:13 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by thetrinity View Post
    i picture him as one of the guys if you go out to a bar with him undressing every girl with his eyes creeping them out completely and saying nothing ever.
    Not every girl. Not the fat ones. Well, not most of the fat ones, some of the chubby girls are still cute if they have a nice face.
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  30. 03-01-12 01:06 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iced View Post
    Mayan is a 5'3" 240 lb illegal immigrant Mexican. He has a few warrants out for evading child support but he's not very violent. I probably wouldn't trust him, so definitely don't bring too much cash with you.


    i would love to see this keyboard racist at the bash...
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  31. 03-01-12 02:49 PM #31
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    THAT IS SOME KIND OF ASS. FUKKING EXCELLENT
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