HighR,
Tell him that you're going to be the prick next year at SBR, and flash this website up on the 70 inch LED screen, and give him a trial run of what to expect from his son-in-law. Show him all of the Pricks vids and threads.
Bet the fukker, will call his old lady and cancel her flight on Thursday, and tell her he's coming home for Xmas, because their son-in-law is a GAMBLER. Them Adventist don't take to kindly to GAMBLERS, they have hard time talking in tongue about us.
Problem resolved...............Good Luck.
TM