[mathdotcom]

I have always regretted it.

So I work part time at a consulting firm and yesterday was the firm's Christmas party. We were all pretty drunk and I said I had to go back to the office to pick something up before I went home. A nice brunette with kind of perky said she had to go back to the office too. I have known her about 3 years and is engaged to another co-worker, going to married in February. So we go back and we stop in my office. She is very drunk so I turn off the lights and grab her and ayzz and kiss her and it was hot. One thing leads to another and she is blowing me in my office chair.

Unfortunately at dinner we had this spicy meal and I have so many farts brewing, I am just dying to release one but can't of course. It is killing me, I am using all my energy not to release machine gun farts. This is really distracting me and is actually painful. Well guys this got so uncomfortable for me that I started to lose my hardon. Now she is getting pissed and stroking it and sucking it and takes two hands and squeezes the base of my cokk to get it hard but I just can't. She takes her necklace off and wraps it around my rooster and is pulling it as hard as she can and it's just not working and turning blue. (It is always a problem I've had when gas issues in the bedroom.) She gets pissed and storms off saying "I knew you were a fukkin bald loser, I never should have come back here with you". Yes guys mathy wears a piece and it came off during the encounter.

Well guys I called in sick today because I could not face her at work. Broads are unpredictable and you never know what will happen. I am on good terms with her boss so currently trying to get her fired. But if this doesn't work it could be a problem because you know how broads are. They start rumors and things spread and all of a sudden your reputation at the firm is damaged and guys at the water cooler pulling your rug, buying you Bean-O anti-gas pills, etc.

Guys what do I do?? Have any of you had similar office experiences?

- mathy

[Br0nxer]

pic or it never fukkin happened geek boy

[Mr KLC]

I screwed one co-worker, and never regretted it. 22 years and 3 kids later, it was worth it.

[mathdotcom]

yeah bronxer i stopped to take pics of it happening in the dark

some guys on this forum have no clue about the real world

[BAUS]

I love sex stories.

BAUS

[Br0nxer]

yeah bronxer i stopped to take pics of it happening in the dark

some guys on this forum have no clue about the real world

corporate website

or take the fukkin pic on monday

[TR88]

you work from 9-5...ur a fkn loser

[flyingillini]

I wish you would of released in her left nostril to see it seep out the right.

[Br0nxer]

you work from 9-5...ur a fkn loser

[milwaukee mike]

yeah bronxer i stopped to take pics of it happening in the dark

some guys on this forum have no clue about the real world

so this story actually happened in the real world. i guess you're like "the matrix" where your dream world is the actual reality?

[onlooker]

Nope. I wouldn't of gone flat, and would of pounded that ass. She would of been the one calling in the next day.

Hope things work out for you.

[warriorfan707]

Never fukked any co-workers ever. Probably could have but I never did.

[jjgold]

Never really fukked anyone except a couple of 5 second internal pullouts

I tried making moves soo many times with clients but got shot down

mathy your in a bind here...you young guys are always hard it seems

[mathdotcom]

you just want a random pic of the broad? that will confirm that it actually happened??

[flyingillini]

Can you please let us know how many times you banged a teacher, student, faculty or anyone in the janitor's office in Cote St Luc

[mathdotcom]

webber i need a move here

[Ace_of_Spades]

Yo mathy, hows your brother?

[sideloaded]

I thought you didnt work and were a professional gambler?

[Br0nxer]

mathy tell us the story about you sending your buddy to vegas to hunt out fish and then hanging around with him for a few days

[wtf]

yea some office slut is going to get super dirty and wrap her jewellery around your tool in the office

[mathdotcom]

Guys she is a looker

Me and her from work halloween party

[KingJD31]

i remember when when my wrestling coach stuck his pecker in my cheesehole..............goodtimes

[Gmen30]

pic or it never fukkin happened geek boy

[QuangX]

This thread is mis-leading, technically in your story, there is no *******...

[cant call it]

You had better watch out mathy.

The next thing you know this boyfriend/fiancee of hers is going to do everything he can to ruin your world

He could drop small dog turds in your coffee or put an extra glaze over your honey bun while you are not looking.

[mathdotcom]

guys I am a special consultant and basically go into work whenever i like

it is not 9-5

gambling is my main source of income along with posting

[KingJD31]

Guys she is a looker

Me and her from work halloween party

thats not a looker

[Dirty Sanchez]

I kind of confused...last week jj said you were a polesmoker....now this making it look like you are into girls....somethings up

[Br0nxer]

Guys she is a looker

Me and her from work halloween party

[cant call it]

you work from 9-5...ur a fkn loser

The smartest thing this kid has ever said in his life.

[mathdotcom]

guys i am straight as an arrow, just not that much luck in the bedroom [or the office]

[Gmen30]

Dude she's busted McDweeby

[mathdotcom]

she has a bit of a weight problem but really not that bad and in the dark you dont even see it

come on guys

[TR88]

The smartest thing this kid has ever said in his life.

I bet more per 1 game than your bankroll pal

[Dirty Sanchez]

Mathy stick to dudes....it works for jj