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    matelionis
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    Tips for shaving your balls...

    Was getting into the shower tonight and noticed the pubes on my balls were getting a little out of control. So I grabbed my trusty clippers and now look like a 12 year old boy. Here is what I learned:

    1) DO NOT HAVE A FEW BEERS BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO SHAVE YOUR PUBES.

    2) Make sure you have the guard on the clippers BEFORE you begin the trim. Now, you will, at some point, feel like you can go sans guard. DO NOT BE FOOLED. You cannot. I have a nick on my nut sack that feels like a paper cut. NOT GOOD.

    3) Even though it may not look like you are making any headway trimming, YOU ARE. Yes, I realize it doesn't look like a lot of the pubes are being lopped off, but they are. Make sure you brush off the pubes while you are trimming. Most of those hairs are NOT attached. Continuing to trim and not brushing off will lead to a clean look, also known as the 7th grade crew cut.

    That is my good deed for the day. Good luck, and good shaving.

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    I've noticed they begin to itch like crazy afterwards as well. Maybe it's wise to put on some aftershave when you're done.

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    use a cream to remove all the hair and of course follow up with lotion as often as necesary I apply it a few times a day, clippers leave stubble which can scratch the faces of people you are tea bagging so use a depilitory cream.

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    I do it once a week... standard procedure nowadays. I think maybe I've ran into one girl that didn't shave her junk before. It turns me off when chick has hair down there. So... I might as well shave my junk.

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    hate girls that don't shave

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    I think I need stitches on my nut sack. Too many beers beforehand.

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    its gonna itch like **** in few days

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    Tip number 1: Be a real man and don't shave down there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeVig View Post
    Tip number 1: Be a real man and don't shave down there.
    Obviously you don't get a lot of puss. I hate when a chick is blowing you and then they stop mid suck and pull a pube from their teeth. Sexy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by matelionis View Post
    Obviously you don't get a lot of puss. I hate when a chick is blowing you and then they stop mid suck and pull a pube from their teeth. Sexy.
    Tip number 2: If its long enough she'll never get to the hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeVig View Post
    Tip number 2: If its long enough she'll never get to the hair.
    Tip #3: If she's good enough, she will get to the hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneault23 View Post

    Tip #3: If she's good enough, she will get to the hair.

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    not shaving my balls

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    Quote Originally Posted by matelionis View Post
    Was getting into the shower tonight and noticed the pubes on my balls were getting a little out of control. So I grabbed my trusty clippers and now look like a 12 year old boy. Here is what I learned:

    1) DO NOT HAVE A FEW BEERS BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO SHAVE YOUR PUBES.

    2) Make sure you have the guard on the clippers BEFORE you begin the trim. Now, you will, at some point, feel like you can go sans guard. DO NOT BE FOOLED. You cannot. I have a nick on my nut sack that feels like a paper cut. NOT GOOD.

    3) Even though it may not look like you are making any headway trimming, YOU ARE. Yes, I realize it doesn't look like a lot of the pubes are being lopped off, but they are. Make sure you brush off the pubes while you are trimming. Most of those hairs are NOT attached. Continuing to trim and not brushing off will lead to a clean look, also known as the 7th grade crew cut.

    That is my good deed for the day. Good luck, and good shaving.


    sharp post

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    Keep 'em trimmed kinda close but never shaved.

    Shaving is for gay boys who want to look like a 9 yr old.

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    This is all I use:


    Just do it with the lowest guide and you are all set, no irritation, no cuts and almost as if you used a razor, but not too much, just very close. Recommended 100%

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    This is a classic thread lmao some true things posted I wouldn't cut it all off but enough so that pause shit doesn't happen

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    Thought I never a post like this one on SBR! Fuking unreal...

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    don't forget to shave your arse crack and taint

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    Some are real clueless here or don't have real hair. I get so hairy it becomes impractical to get the nuts sucked. Girls need to enjoy the frank n beans in order to devour it with lust. That just doesn't happen with an unreal forest

    Quote Originally Posted by paranoyd androyd View Post
    don't forget to shave your arse crack and taint
    something that's a little gay

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    **** using a trimmer on ur sack it will catch eventually and you WILL scream

    shick quattro + sensitive skin gel.....once a week never a cut/scratch

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    I think guys in 10 years will start shaving their legs. Gross!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer_Demo View Post
    **** using a trimmer on ur sack it will catch eventually and you WILL scream

    shick quattro + sensitive skin gel.....once a week never a cut/scratch
    You make a pretty valid point demo

    The worst part is the next time you hop in the shower and that water hits the fresh nick in your bag....YEEEEEEEEEEOOOOWWWW!!!!

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    I like my women with a huge 70's bush but i trim my junk. Is that weird?

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    You make a pretty valid point demo

    The worst part is the next time you hop in the shower and that water hits the fresh nick in your bag....YEEEEEEEEEEOOOOWWWW!!!!
    ya man I get chills just thinking bout that last nick......now thats real pain
    Last edited by Killer_Demo; 06-25-12 at 09:47 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishmonger View Post
    I like my women with a huge 70's bush but i trim my junk. Is that weird?
    fishey how can you possibly deal with that stench?

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    fishey how can you possibly deal with that stench?
    Doesn't smell if they are clean. It does help of they are night showerers though. Mourning showerers tend to get a little funky by the end of the day, shaved or not shaved. Hair doesn't trap in the smell, just a myth.

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    When I was younger, I used scissors. i caught my private area by accident;worst pain ever. Since then I use a buzzer with the guard on and dont stand in water-shower. It does the job but a pain to clean and itches slightly. Respect your woman and clean your area

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