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    Emily_Haines
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    Had the living shit scared out of me today

    Was a real nice day out so I decided to go for a run. About 2.5 miles from my house there is this vacant house and ever since I lived here it has been that way. I decided to go in and check it out. There was a busted TV looked like it was made in the 60's. Lot's of smashed shit. I decided to rifle through the draws in the kitchen. Pop open the first few and there all empty. Then I get to a section with four draws. I open the top one and move down. When I open the bottom one about 50 rats come running out just like in a horror movie. Rats fukking everywhere and running at top speed. I was in such a hurry to get out I just smashed through the front door and did a barrel roll over the broken glass outside. Got a few scrapes and cuts but at least I got away from those nasty creatures.

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    Did you expect you'd find a pile of cash?

    You had to expect that you'd find something nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post


    Did you expect you'd find a pile of cash?

    You had to expect that you'd find something nasty.
    Not sure what I expected to find. Certainly not a draw full of death though.

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    Any pictures?

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    Does draw = drawer?

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    Draw = push

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    Surprised there were no homeless living there.

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    lol you remind me of the old cartoons when the housewife would get scared and jump on a stool with a broom and scream until her lungs burst

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    50 rats? Did u count each one...couldnt of been tht scared

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    nasty friggin creatures..and straight up useless too

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    Stop back over today and squat the place....free house.

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    I have done that, pulled back a board and they were everywhere!!

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    burn it down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    Was a real nice day out so I decided to go for a run. About 2.5 miles from my house there is this vacant house and ever since I lived here it has been that way. I decided to go in and check it out. There was a busted TV looked like it was made in the 60's. Lot's of smashed shit. I decided to rifle through the draws in the kitchen. Pop open the first few and there all empty. Then I get to a section with four draws. I open the top one and move down. When I open the bottom one about 50 rats come running out just like in a horror movie. Rats fukking everywhere and running at top speed. I was in such a hurry to get out I just smashed through the front door and did a barrel roll over the broken glass outside. Got a few scrapes and cuts but at least I got away from those nasty creatures.
    Typical reaction from a political flunky.

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    lol

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    if u got cut u might need a shot , even if scratches

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    Was a real nice day out so I decided to go for a run. About 2.5 miles from my house there is this vacant house and ever since I lived here it has been that way. I decided to go in and check it out. There was a busted TV looked like it was made in the 60's. Lot's of smashed shit. I decided to rifle through the draws in the kitchen. Pop open the first few and there all empty. Then I get to a section with four draws. I open the top one and move down. When I open the bottom one about 50 rats come running out just like in a horror movie. Rats fukking everywhere and running at top speed. I was in such a hurry to get out I just smashed through the front door and did a barrel roll over the broken glass outside. Got a few scrapes and cuts but at least I got away from those nasty creatures.



    You're lucky you didn't get bit.

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    Take 50 cats with you next time. Should solve the initial problem.

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    Thats what you get for breaking into houses and trying to loot the place.

    Emily, you got EXACTLY what you deserved though the story would have ended better if a bunch of policemen arrived at the scene and arrested you for breaking/entering.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flight View Post
    Does draw = drawer?
    That's how most of the Aussies on my facebook spell drawer. Emily, do you have a bit of the dingo in you?

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    Emily you said you were 300 lbs all muscle. How could you run?

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    Hate to tell ya this Emily but that house had security cameras and your picture has been allover the news for breaking and entering

    Have you seen this person?


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