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    taxer
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    Just got offered $1k to deliver a package

    My boy calls me and tells me he will give me 1k to drive a car to Glendale heights if anyone knows Chicago you know whats up in that area.

    Said ¨ dont ask just drive it there and park it and walk away ¨

    I am not hurting for cash right now my net worth is like 9k i got like 3k balance in an account and make like 3k a month no kids , no debts car is paid and live with my cousin.

    1k sounds good though what if there are drugs in the car ? or a body ? my boy is a gumbah wanna be so i dunno man.

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    Sounds like a drop off car. Probably loaded with kilos of coke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spankie View Post
    Sounds like a drop off car. Probably loaded with kilos of coke.

    Yo i was just thinking that but my boy is small time , besides this town is already run if you want a fukin gram you gotta go to certain people and if you sell in their turf then your done.

    I am thinking more like stolen goods , TVs , electronics etc etc.

    He just told me its a mini van

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    not even close to worth it

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    I just said no.

    No story telling here man , i dont live in a good area not proud of it i dunno were u are from but 1k is money to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxer View Post
    I am not hurting for cash right now my net worth is like 9k
    Is the zero key missing from your keyboard?

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    ill do it
    pm me ill give u my location in the chi. fukk it i need that to put on fla this weekend

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    Quote Originally Posted by jarvol View Post
    Is the zero key missing from your keyboard?
    Jar why would i life its a fukin internet board.

    Im 28 worth 9k , car paid off , no debts , make 40k a year plus benefits live with my older cousin house all paid no kids he has no kids either.

    I get to go home crack a beer eat a fukin hero sandwich watch a ball game , maybe even call a skank over get my dick wet invite some friends over bet $200 on a game and you know what man .. i wouldnt have it any other way.

    So 1k is money to me but not enough to end up doing a 4 year stretch.

    If he had offered me 2500 i would have been on my way there right now.

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    forget it guy

    go work legit for money and sleep at night

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    Griz , be real son if your from town you know i would never PM you that.

    Good to see a homie tho

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    i live in illinios and know that area but seems to me whatever it is ,he doesnt want to get involved cause wathever it is,it is illegal and he doesnt want to take that chance,and to tell u the truth ur a fool if u do

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    Did u ask him why he couldn't do it himself?

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    Did you really just say "glendale heights, you know what's up in that area"

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    Quote Originally Posted by spankie View Post
    Sounds like a drop off car. Probably loaded with kilos of coke.
    Yes because drug deals are discussed in open gambling forums by crackheads.

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    just dont drive like a douchebag....do the speed limit...use all your signals....drive right and youd be fine...as long as the car is registered and shit

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    not unless you're Jason Statham .


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    Quote Originally Posted by ngates815 View Post
    Did you really just say "glendale heights, you know what's up in that area"
    Lol you must be a fukin yuppie to think cops will start a full blown operation in glendale regarding this. Cmon pal

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    I would call a dumber friend and ask him to do it for $200, you keep $800.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cant call it View Post
    I would call a dumber friend and ask him to do it for $200, you keep $800.

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    I'd do it for 1k. And bring a few chicks with me.... and act like there ain't Sh#$ going down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxer View Post
    So 1k is money to me but not enough to end up doing a 4 year stretch.

    If he had offered me 2500 i would have been on my way there right now.
    Wow. Just wow.

    So a grand wouldn't be worth going to prison, but $2500 would?

    Is this guy fvcking serious?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cant call it View Post
    I would call a dumber friend and ask him to do it for $200, you keep $800.
    Something tells me he might be the "dumber friend" already in this equation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by No coincidences View Post
    Something tells me he might be the "dumber friend" already in this equation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxer View Post
    Lol you must be a fukin yuppie to think cops will start a full blown operation in glendale regarding this. Cmon pal

    NO....Just laughing at the Glendale Heights comment...I didn't know Glendale Heights was an area people "know what's up" in that area.


    I don't think the cops would believe your made up story anyways.

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    Not to smart posting something like if you get caught, or if something goes bad. They will probably have enough evidence to get a guilty charge anyways, but this just puts it over the top.

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    if its stolen goods, take his grand, skim a half dozen tv's from the van and if he asks just say someone stole them from you. its the circle of life for kleptos

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    Not worth it.

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    just found out it was dogs for dog fighting ..LOL

    I told you guys my friend is small time if he were in the dope game he would be caught in a week after driving a dodge upgrading to a Lexus.

    Im not a fan of dog fighting so im glad i passed

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    I'd do it for 1k. And bring a few chicks with me.... and act like there ain't Sh#$ going down.

    this

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    funny how all of a sudden he found out it was dogs,think this was a bunch of bull sh1t

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    i asked my friend .. yo so what was it anyways.

    And he told me.

    No BS story here its not like im claiming my rooster is 10 inches and i just ****** 3 asians.

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    i can get on a bus , go there and do it and make a 800 or whatever profit

    Im serious, i can do it tommorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aceking View Post
    not unless you're Jason Statham .



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    Im sure your mafia friend will be thrilled to have his crimes posted on a public internet forum

    VH1 Storytellers has got nothin on this site!

    Did he also tell ya hed give ya 2k to bury a body

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