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    Greatest SBR Scene I Could Ever Imagine

    Get a custom bed like 200 yards long and maybe 7 feet wide. Each guy just lies down next to each other with tight sweats on and sbr shirts so we have 200 guys lying down in a dark fukkin room and we all bull shit about gambling and life. It would be unreal scene and I bet we all come out of it with lots of knowledge.

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    You're a weirdo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Get a custom bed like 200 yards long and maybe 7 feet wide. Each guy just lies down next to each other with tight sweats on and sbr shirts so we have 200 guys lying down in a dark fukkin room and we all bull shit about gambling and life. It would be unreal scene and I bet we all come out of it with lots of knowledge.
    That would be one big 'Twink"ie

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    Why dark???

    Well you have clear thoughts in dark

    Can you imagine all the top plays that would come out of this?

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    Can we play Hide the rooster??

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    I lost it at "tight sweats"

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    Each guy only has one yard to himself

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    If you soaked that bed with gasoline and lit a match, Costa Rica would go out of business...

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    Quote Originally Posted by iifold View Post
    If you soaked that bed with gasoline and lit a match, Costa Rica would go out of business...


    i think this is gonna be another classic thread.

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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Get a custom bed like 200 yards long and maybe 7 feet wide. Each guy just lies down next to each other with tight sweats on and sbr shirts so we have 200 guys lying down in a dark fukkin room and we all bull shit about gambling and life. It would be unreal scene and I bet we all come out of it with lots of knowledge.

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    A sausage fest...with JJ on the bottom...

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    pass

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    need to make it wider in case me and duece are on the end, it might flip over
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Get a custom bed like 200 yards long and maybe 7 feet wide. Each guy just lies down next to each other with tight sweats on and sbr shirts so we have 200 guys lying down in a dark fukkin room and we all bull shit about gambling and life. It would be unreal scene and I bet we all come out of it with lots of knowledge.
    The minute the fear sweat starts happening when posters realize they're locked inside a room with you the whole fukkin bed is going to turn into the slip'n'slide from hell. Coach they'll find you with your head sticking out of the dry wall in the morning. Fishhead can collect the sweat during the night that falls through the bed to water his vegetable garden. That way he can save on the water bill and his IOWA CORN grows too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    need to make it wider in case me and duece are on the end, it might flip over

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    That's exactly what we do here... minus that gigantic 200 yard long bed. wtf, how can you fit that in a room?

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    Lol warrior

    Can you imagine if i throw another twist and hire a Master Domantrix for $1000???

    What fukkin pressure, it would be unreal as we would have to strip and all turn over on our fukkin stomachs and wait to be whipped By Master Steel, the screaming would be unreal.

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    At least 9 guys would try and take Bobby's virginity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Lol warrior

    Can you imagine if i throw another twist and hire a Master Domantrix for $1000???

    What fukkin pressure, it would be unreal as we would have to strip and all turn over on our fukkin stomachs and wait to be whipped By Master Steel, the screaming would be unreal.
    stop man i cannot take it anymore

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Lol warrior

    Can you imagine if i throw another twist and hire a Master Domantrix for $1000???

    What fukkin pressure, it would be unreal as we would have to strip and all turn over on our fukkin stomachs and wait to be whipped By Master Steel, the screaming would be unreal.
    At least 40 guys would get the nervous farts and the whole room would smell like shlt.

    Well between the farts and the ghey secks going on

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    Yeah, put wheels on the bed and roll it down Castro in San Fran for the gay pride parade.

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    TT they will dance on you like a lumberjack rolls a log under his feet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boneheaded1 View Post
    Yeah, put wheels on the bed and roll it down Castro in San Fran for the gay pride parade.
    You kidding? The bed would pick up speed like that boulder from indiana jones and kill too many civilians. If it even gets that far because the fukkin bedframe would be sparking along the street to begin with because of all the husky studs in the sack.

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    I want to bounce on TT's belly.

    He could charge $5 for that ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    I want to bounce of TT's belly. He could charge $5 for that ride.
    JJ will pay for that. Coach will be spinning around on that cask naked like a helicopter blade.

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    this thread is fukkn comical genius.

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    Last edited by TR88; 09-20-11 at 12:05 AM.

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    clear thoughts

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Lol warrior

    Can you imagine if i throw another twist and hire a Master Domantrix for $1000???

    What fukkin pressure, it would be unreal as we would have to strip and all turn over on our fukkin stomachs and wait to be whipped By Master Steel, the screaming would be unreal.

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    Fuking weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Why dark???

    Well you have clear thoughts in dark

    Can you imagine all the top plays that would come out of this?
    The ones who only went home with "top plays" would be the lucky ones...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LVHerbie View Post

    The ones who only went home with "top plays" would be the lucky ones...
    198 guys have a chance of being a lucky Pierre

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