1. 09-19-11 02:49 PM #1
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    4 year wedding anny this thursday. Oh what to buy her?!

    the traditional US gift is linen, silk. what the fukk? do i get a handkerchief?

    but the modern is appliances. seems like a slap in the face if i get her an appliance. would that make me come off sounding like cartman?

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  2. 09-19-11 02:51 PM #2
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    Give her divorce papers on cotton paper.
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  3. 09-19-11 02:53 PM #3
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    get her star wars bluray collection
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  4. 09-19-11 02:54 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarvol View Post
    Give her divorce papers on cotton paper.
    hmmm, lamb skin divorce docs would be cool!

    Quote Originally Posted by brooks85 View Post
    get her star wars bluray collection
    shit. i wouldn't live to see #5 if i did that
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  5. 09-19-11 02:57 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarvol View Post
    Give her divorce papers on cotton paper.
    This disgruntled fukk must never get laid. Must be sad.
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    Don't be cheap pal

    Buy her jewelry
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  7. 09-19-11 03:04 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tech N9ne View Post
    Don't be cheap pal Buy her jewelry
    crazy thing is she isn't a jewelry person (thank the lord). wedding ring and small stud diamond earrings is enough for her.
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  8. 09-19-11 03:05 PM #8
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    Get her a Cartier pen.
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  9. 09-19-11 03:09 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    Get her a Cartier pen.
    shit mang! $300 up to $7500+ . she can use email in that case
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackbeSSt View Post
    shit mang! $300 up to $7500+ . she can use email in that case
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  11. 09-19-11 05:47 PM #11
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    i have a barreled in shirt id be willing to sell. They are no longer sold and will only go up in price from now on. $20
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    What about a pandora charm bracelet with some charms that are meaningful. That and a gift certificate to a place where she likes shopping. Maybe outlets.
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  13. 09-19-11 11:20 PM #13
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    Get her a dildo
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