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    Is It Good Luck or Bad Luck If A Bird Poo's on You?

    I went to the mailbox this morning to get my grandma's mail (which was just a bunch of flyers) and I felt a wet drop on the back of my neck. I knew it wasn't rain because it was pretty sunny this morning. I went inside, looked in the mirror and it was bird poo. This has never happened to me before. I started to freak out but when I got out of my bath my grandma told me it's actually known as good luck?! Is that really true? I still feel yucky. I'm still waiting for the good luck to happen..

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    Usually it means you got less than a week to live.

    I hope I'm wrong weeder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    Usually it means you got less than a week to live.

    I hope I'm wrong weeder.
    ???????

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    It's bad luck weeder.

    you're fuked.

    You're gonna need to do something to change that luck.

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    Weeder, it's bad luck for you. Good luck for anyone watching you.


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    I thought it was great luck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aussiefalconfan View Post
    I thought it was great luck?
    For real? I'm getting mixed feedback, I guess it depends where you're from. I personally also think it's good luck because of the probability of it happening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Weeder, it's bad luck for you. Good luck for anyone watching you.

    I don't think anyone saw it happen. I was out and in very quickly.

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    Bad luck is if its a flock of birds

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    It's good luck, Seaweed. Sometimes when I'm running bad I'll go outside and sit in a chair just waiting for a bird to drop a turd on me.

    A couple of weeks ago I was experiencing one of my worst losing streaks ever. I didn't know what to do, so I decided to grab a chair, and sit under a crowded tree infested with birds. I sat there for about six hours, just waiting for a bird to launch his excrement on me. I was screaming at them, begging for them to bathe me in their defecate.

    Finally, it happened, right on my face. Filthy, runny, and wet, trickling down my cheeks. Some of it went into my mouth. I was so happy.

    I went inside, and played a six-game parlay. Needless to say, it was a winner. I profited $4.23.

    It was well worth it.

    Expect good luck to come your way soon.
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    Pigeon poo is good luck

    You lucky bastard, if the bird was a pigeon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    It's good luck, Seaweed. Sometimes when I'm running bad I'll go outside and sit in a chair just waiting for a bird to drop a turd on me.

    A couple of weeks ago I was experiencing one of my worst losing streaks ever. I didn't know what to do, so I decided to grab a chair, and sit under a crowded tree infested with birds. I sat there for about six hours, just waiting for a bird to launch his excrement on me. I was screaming at them, begging for them to bathe me in their defecate.

    Finally, it happened, right on my face. Filthy, runny, and wet, trickling down my cheeks. Some of it went into my mouth. I was so happy.

    I went inside, and played a six-game parlay. Needless to say, it was a winner. I profited $4.23.

    It was well worth it.

    Expect good luck to come your way soon.


    I am now, always have been, and always will be a member of "GIANT NATION".



    ( I'm not sure if that's a good thing or bad thing for you, GIANT)

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    It's good luck, Seaweed. Sometimes when I'm running bad I'll go outside and sit in a chair just waiting for a bird to drop a turd on me.

    A couple of weeks ago I was experiencing one of my worst losing streaks ever. I didn't know what to do, so I decided to grab a chair, and sit under a crowded tree infested with birds. I sat there for about six hours, just waiting for a bird to launch his excrement on me. I was screaming at them, begging for them to bathe me in their defecate.

    Finally, it happened, right on my face. Filthy, runny, and wet, trickling down my cheeks. Some of it went into my mouth. I was so happy.

    I went inside, and played a six-game parlay. Needless to say, it was a winner. I profited $4.23.

    It was well worth it.

    Expect good luck to come your way soon.
    sounds like you are explaining how your boyfriend ejaculates into your mouth

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    Grandmothers always try and make a horrible situation seem like it is no big deal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spanks View Post
    sounds like you are explaining how your boyfriend ejaculates into your mouth

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    Luck doesn't exist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    It's good luck, Seaweed. Sometimes when I'm running bad I'll go outside and sit in a chair just waiting for a bird to drop a turd on me.

    A couple of weeks ago I was experiencing one of my worst losing streaks ever. I didn't know what to do, so I decided to grab a chair, and sit under a crowded tree infested with birds. I sat there for about six hours, just waiting for a bird to launch his excrement on me. I was screaming at them, begging for them to bathe me in their defecate.

    Finally, it happened, right on my face. Filthy, runny, and wet, trickling down my cheeks. Some of it went into my mouth. I was so happy.

    I went inside, and played a six-game parlay. Needless to say, it was a winner. I profited $4.23.

    It was well worth it.

    Expect good luck to come your way soon.
    I would pay money to watch that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    I would pay money to watch that

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    Saer the remnants stay on you for weeks

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    Weeder it's good luck in Russia - means you gonna get money (no joke)

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    unless a bird shit's in your mouth and you swallow that shit like a big load... no it's not considered good luck.

    try getting your granny's mail next time with your mouth open.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Weeder it's good luck in Russia - means you gonna get money (no joke)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Weeder it's good luck in Russia - means you gonna get money (no joke)
    lol i was about to say the same..same idea as when you step in dog shit..although not on purpose obviously lol

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    i once hooked up with a cute hot blonde sorority-chick party-chick dingbat airhead type at the beach, she slept in my hotel room, took a huge horrific dump all over herself, me, and the bed in the middle of the night in her sleep, most horrific stench i ever smelled in my life, smelled like the world was ending, i kicked her out, but the next day had one of the best gambling days of my life

    always suspected there was some kind of luck-connection, been looking to try to test it out again somehow, never been able to

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    In Roman times (specifically, the times of Cicero), some considered it good luck if a pigeon pooped on you in the Forum.

    Some considered it bad luck.

    Some said it depended on the color of the poop.

    It's a complex issue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    i once hooked up with a cute hot blonde sorority-chick party-chick dingbat airhead type at the beach, she slept in my hotel room, took a huge horrific dump all over herself, me, and the bed in the middle of the night in her sleep, most horrific stench i ever smelled in my life, smelled like the world was ending, i kicked her out, but the next day had one of the best gambling days of my life

    always suspected there was some kind of luck-connection, been looking to try to test it out again somehow, never been able to
    you always have epic stories. i can't say i believe all of them though

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    Great question

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    Tony take off your pants

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    It is not good luck when a bird shits on u, while ur on a date with a hot chick. Trust me on that one.

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    Smokie pants are off pal

    Lets take it slow...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Smokie pants are off pal

    Lets take it slow...
    ok now bend over and touch your toes

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    But first

    R u wearing high heals

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    But first

    R u wearing high heals
    no air jordans

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